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Listen to last night's episode here: http://tinyurl.com/eNPR11-13

I was really hoping to get another article out between shows so my paper doesn't just turn into this eNPR stuff exclusively...but...was busy.

We spent last night talking all about Military Units, Alliances, Wars, bonuses, etc etc etc.

As to be expected with military types, they were so efficient in how they responded to the questions, we covered a lot of ground very quickly! Maybe a little TOO quickly lol

That's one of the reasons I wanted to put together these articles. Even I don't always catch what is being said, and I'm being paid millions of dollars to host.



36 Days until the end of the world.

8 Days until Thanksgiving.

Because this will likely be the last holiday before the end times, I'm making 3 pies for Thanksgiving.

What kind should I make? Leave comments below.



Dr 'Sexy Times' Luis got some new intro music, which makes me think he's doing pretty well in his co-host audition.

But then he got himself fired later in the show, so maybe it's not looking so good.

However, he also came up with a good idea for a radio contest that we may end up doing, so perhaps he isn't out of this just yet.

In more serious news- he was recently named the new Director of the IES (immigration) so congrats to Dr Luis!



On Friday we talked a bit about Military Units and we asked the question 'Do we have too many of them?'

Commandant of the Marines, Tiacha, joined us on eNPR last night to answer that question as well as a few others about how MU's are organized, what the differences are between the official eUS military and private militias and how players can go about finding the MU that's right for them.

I would type out her responses, but the idea here is to make you listen to the show.

Listen here: http://tinyurl.com/eNPR11-13



TANK UP TO RANK UP!!!

If you are between LEVEL 25 and LEVEL 29, and you need a little extra help killing bitches, apply for TU2RU! They will supply you each day with a few hardcore weapons to help you rank up faster http://tinyurl.com/tu2rurequest



Check out these cool guys MUs:

eUnited States Armed Forces
| Flight Training | Air Force | Rogue Squadron | Ultramarines | Seal Team 6 | Special Forces |

eUnited States Military
| Training Corps | National Guard | Mobile Infantry | US Army | Airborne | Marine Corps |

American Militias
| EZ Company | Bear Cavalry | Cannon Cockers (C4) | Sons of Liberty |



NSC Deputy and bad ass noob, Bruce Hatton also joined us in this episode.

He explained what exactly the NSC does (in case you didn't know and were too embarrassed to ask). He also talked about who our bros are at the moment, why we aren't really seeking an alliance and which forig faces are best for shooting.

This was his first appearance on eNPR and it was great having him!

We also talked a bit about BONUSES.

Essentially, right now President Cerb wants us to start regaining bonuses. But we can't really do that until the threat of PTO has been neutralized, so we really need to stay focused on beating the American Freedom Alliance and doing all we can to thwart their evil plans.

Listen here: http://tinyurl.com/eNPR11-13



ATO EFFORTS

Part of beating the AFA and keeping America secure is protecting our elections. Party President elections are tomorrow (the 15th).

The AFA will attempt a takeover of at least one top party, as well as some small parties, as they always do. We cannot let this happen.

If you haven't yet connected with your party leaders to discuss strategy, please do so immediately.

Party leaders- reach out to your members. Everyone needs to be informed.

AMP | website | CANDIDATE: emdoublegee
USWP | website | CANDIDATE: Artela
Feds | website | CANDIDATE: bigcdizzle
WTP | website | CANDIDATE: John Jay

These candidates were selected BY THE PARTY MEMBERS through a primary process. These are the only official candidates in the top parties.

Additionally, in the AFA, rainy sunday will be representing the eUS in their election.



Don't forget to hold your vote on the 15th!!

If your party's election is secure, you can help vote against the baddies in another party's election. Make sure you're in IRC on the 15th to get updates on how you can help, or organize with one of your party leaders to let you know where you are most needed.




Last night's show was inspired by listener feedback. You had questions you wanted answered and we brought people in to help answer them.

What else do you want to hear on eNPR? This show is FOR YOU, so help make it what you want it to be by giving us feedback and submitting questions. It can be as silly or as serious as you'd like.

Tune in on Friday for the next edition of eNPR at 18:00erep time (9pm Eastern)!
Listen live and chat with us #eNPR

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PRESIDENT CERB WILL BE JOINING US!
PRESIDENT CERB WILL BE JOINING US!
PRESIDENT CERB WILL BE JOINING US!
PRESIDENT CERB WILL BE JOINING US!

Submit your questions in the comments or send me a pm.

It's not too late to hear Tuesday's episode! Stream or download here http://tinyurl.com/eNPR11-13

Thanks for listening!