Edition 40: A Request for St Krems

Day 1,014, 18:47 • Published in USA USA • by Devan Kronos


(WARNING: This article is considered EPIC. It is not massively long, but still pretty epic.)

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Welcome to another Edition of the Anvil. Life is going pretty well for me and I’m trying to get used to my new job and new hours. I obviously won’t be back already but as I said I will stay around. I’m not gone just a little quiet, It is an honor to take the time to write this article after my first day as a Federal Employee. So there is a simple rule to follow with me now…

Don’t troll the Federal Government…. We troll back….and were better at it 😛

But onto my request for our current eUS President, St Krems. I ask all of you to sign this if you agree with me...









Dear Kremmy cakes, you freak of nature you,

I as a humble servant of the eUS and its people have a special request for you as President of the eUnited States.

I ❤ you

Please for the love of Dio and all that is good and holy in the eUS I beseech you. Run for Re-Election…or so help me mother of Dio, I will flog you.











"Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatnessthrust upon them.”
- William Shakespeare


Very sincerely,
Your Friend, Devan Kronos
Proud American
Proud admirer and follower of his majesty, the God Emperor Dio Brando.



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