EDEN labs reports on butthurtness

Day 1,591, 06:42 Published in Greece Greece by kikooo

Butthurtness is a transmitted disease which occurs on players that witness a big loss. The most fruitful ground for it to appear is after elections, after losing battles and as recent specimens have shown, after leaving an alliance!



The victims that have been infected with this disease will mumble the same things as the person that first gave them the virus..
Some examples of incurable butthurt shouts are : gur gur and in some rare occasions people have been shouting names of fat German Chancellors.. ö_Ö


EDEN police say:


Another symptom of this disease is when the victim hallucinates seeing people around him as gypsies and in the meantime he suffers from a superiority complex that prevents him from seeing the low reality of his own life!




Here in EDEN labs we are trying to find a cure for this disease and up till now we came up with a few things but nothing as strong as to eliminate the virus so that the person can recover his old happy self! Some scientists say that the only way to cure them is either to isolate them or do it the old fashioned way: kill em all, a method we are practicing in the latest battles with heavy tanking!




Warning
When you see a person being butthurt do not repeat after him.. I say do not repeat no matter what he says.. otherwise you ll be trapped in his chain of stupidity and your butt will hurt too!!!




if you have any of the above symptoms please call: