Easy Company Land in eNZ...Proud and Horny as ever!
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by Talio Extremist
Easy Company has landed in eNZ
The world renowned Easy Company is forming a unit in eNZ. This is a great opportunity for all eNZ citizens that want to be involved in active military combat and exercises with the support you need to succeed. We are Easy Company; a band of dedicated professional soldiers and rabble-rousers with a mission to help those oppressed by taking swift action to ensure that liberty prevails.
Tired of the same old daily routine and willing to take it to the edge? Confused by the game mechanics or the propagandist lies from those not interested in your well being? Willing and dedicated but lack the tools and knowledge to make a difference? Then we are looking for you.
Easy Company is a communal military organization where all products produced go back to you. We supply food, weapons and training for active members. In return all we require is your dedication and willingness to work and participate on and off the battlefield. We even offer positions to those who have shown courage tempered with intelligence and leadership skills.
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First and Denied. Envious of my sexy uniform?
my uniform is SEXier.
Uhm, yeah we already have a fledgling military started up, run by yours truly and endorsed by the unity government. We contain members of all former nationalities that represent this great nation, including but not limited to eUS, eCanada, eAustralia, eUK, and eSerbia. I highly recommend anyone who is interested in becoming part of the Kiwi Military, known proudly as the New Zealand Defence Force, ignore all militias as they only go to weaken our small country.
In larger countries militia's are great as the military could become too large and encumbered within itself, but in a small country like New Zealand, militias have no place and the military is quite capable of handling any and all recruit, should you be new, old or somewhere in between.
Not only that but check out our sexy uniforms. I'm wearing one right now!
Sign up for the NZDF today here: http://goo.gl/NVmB
Kyle321n is right about militias in a small country like NZ. We need to have all our firepower focused and organized. Plus, there really isn't much need for a militia, since there are ample opportunities to contribute and advance in our current Army.
People seem very opposed to this, but in reality a militia can do something important for NZ, it can provide funding. We will only learn to fight when we are funded to fight.
As I have placed in my article, I am for the forming of a militia. In these times of uncertainty, we need an organized force that can deal with any sudden changes in political leadership. A self-governed, self-sufficient militia that works in the best interests of eNZ can do what an official military like kyle321n's cannot. That is, function without the government's involvement.
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May be mistaken, but I thought Easy Company was associated with the US Federalist Party? Does it have a political affiliation? (Nothing against the US Federalist Party... I've always kinda liked their independent streak, just looking for the facts.)
Applied! EZC is very fun, I encourage you to join.
Good luck!
I am the current CO of EZC and I approve this wing, and to any of you that say a militia isn't needed let me say this. There are things the military can do and there are things a militia can do, a militia is WAY more flexible then military
Kylen321 -- My goal was not to deter from the current provisional government and I have to strongly disagree with your statement. Militia do have a place especially in times of uncertainty and when the existing military seems to just spinning its wheels within its own bureaucracy.
Phoenix Quinn -- Though it is true Easy Company has associations with the Federalist eUS party we have had a proud tradition of being autonomous and accepting of recruits no matter of political affiliation as long as the recruit or their views does not harbor malicious intentions. This unit has no intentions of promoting Federalist political ideology other than the core concepts of liberty and integrity.
Who does the militia fight for? The highest bidder?
daniecox -- I wish it was that simple and profitable but that is not the case. We may not always agree with the current provisional governments and their choices and bedfellows but we will fight for and defend eNZ. With that said, we have the opportunity to fight outside current alliances or in certain battles that the provisional military would dare not to due to commitments and consequences.
Adam Reese -- If and when you form your militia, let's talk. Maybe coordinated efforts will be in both our futures.
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Talio, it depends on whether or not I am elected as president. It was my candidacy announcement article that I posted that in.
Outside of that, I don't think I could garner enough support to make such a thing possible.
One question. Would this militia ever fight against eNZ?
If the answer is no, then I suppose you're welcome.
@Talio and havocpwn: Lets say through some series of events, NZ ends up joining PHX or being affiliated with PHX or ends up Fighting the US. What happens then?
@Wpack10
we would say screw it and would not fight against the eUS or any eUS allies
@Daniel De Vito
We would never fight against eNZ unless we had a major reason like a PTOed congress or PTO CP...etc
Fighting for the interests of eNZ means respecting the decisions made when not under the influence of a PTO. This means we fight the eUS if that is what is necessary if we ever join the ranks of Phoenix or any other anti-eUSA alliance.
That is what my militia would stand for, of course.
yes but for my militia it would mean fighting "brothers" and that is not something I would want or even think about.
we will respect the interests of eNZ to an certain extent...after that I don't know
"Brothers"? You mean the people you left behind in order to join eNZ? I wouldn't call them your "brothers" anymore.
oh I'm not in eNZ and neither is most of EZC really we didn't move or even do a half-move this is a "wing"
I want to clarify I'm not anti-militia in any way. I was a former member of ST6 and had a great time with them. But, in a small country like NZ, a militia can possibly split the damage. For example, say the MoD and President orders the military to fight in one battle which is deemed important. Would the militia also fight there? You're not obligated to and can fight wherever you want. Depending on the size of the militia, it could be a significant damage drain. That is pretty much my only concern about militias in a small nation like ours.
Also, I have some questions if you don't min😛 How do you plan on getting funding? Yourself, petition the NZ gov't, or rely on the American EZC branch?
we would most certainly fight in a battle that is deemed important.
funding would mostly come from the American branch, it would be nice for the eNZ government to give a little funding but it's not something I'd fight over, it would be their decision on whether or not to fund us.
Wang, I'll answer your question as well. It will be self-sufficient in the case of funding. The main company will be situated in eNZ, while several smaller companies will be situated across the world, which will gather money to send back to the headquarters.
Our members will be required to work for the headquarters, while the other companies will simply use employees from the country they are in. This money will then go back into the militia itself. In the case of a shortage of funds, members will be encouraged to seek opportunities to give back to the militia, in either filling out the surveys where they are able, or even seeking employment in parts of the world where they would be able to be paid quite well.
There will be people keeping track of these economic developments, of course. We'd need to know where we can set up those splinter companies, where people can work to get the most money (these people will most likely be high leveled workers so as to get the most money in the shortest possible time), and how we can best budget the money we have so that the militia is a well-oiled machine.
As I've said. This will be a self-governed, self-sufficient militia capable of protecting eNZ in all aspects, whether through regular military action with the official government, countering a PTO effort through carefully timed votes and battles, as well as protecting ourselves from foreign threats by venturing out to places where an enemy might be able to reach us if we allow another to fall.
In my humble opinion, if there is a militia in NZ it should 1) strive to unite people across party, organizational and historical lines, 2) be based solidly in NZ, and 3) work as a training corps for the regular Defence Forces.
(BTW, I just joined the NZ Army. Probably forming a militia is premature at this time, though I still think if done well it could augment and not damage social solidarity.)
PQ, what you're asking can be fulfilled by the military already present. They have a "training corps", they're made up of several different nationalities, and they are based in NZ.
and for any of you that may call us a "damage drain" I can assure you we will be more of a damage boost!
Government funding of a militia is an implicit endorsement (granted, the strength of the endorsement can vary) of the military actions of the militia. I'm not confident that EZC will receive eNZ government funding as an independent entity if it works outside our military plans frequently.
That said, I (speaking as third-in-command of the NZDF) think the NZDF would be interested in working with militias in coordinating military actions to reduce damage waste/overkill.