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Drunken CP

Day 2,880, 03:46 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Rylde

Ever buy two big crunches no lettuce and no mayo before you planned on getting drunk?

Then you ate one before the Oilers loss and the second had the nerve to be dried out as F**k at 4 in the morning.

still cheqwing

Military Orders

That guy who's name who starts D and ends with a d**k in his a** with a hefty smile on his fag*ot face is pretty much why we can't do anything atm.

Brown and white connect

We either be slaves to Colin and fight on his say so. I super believe in cooperation.

We've been wiped for months before in the past so I have to say no to deals with are enemies even if they threaten us with months of wipe.

Colins a rich man in this game and he will put us down for months unless we bend over. I won't even attempt to CO us outta this one.

What do we do?

Bend over D*V and show me your lightbulb.

I'm curious do you take it or give it or is a mix. If its a mix how do you decide?

Like flip of the coin?

Or I wanna use the Juicer tonite and you can after If I'm still not tired?

You might be able to make a few bucks if you make a film. I'm in if your as he she.

I HAD STRICT ORDERS NOT TO COMMUNICATWE WITH RTHE OUTSIDE WORLD

Comments

Redi Jodikku Day 2,880, 04:01

The brightest light can only arise in the darkness.

Rylde Day 2,880, 04:04

Homemade Chilli and xtra foods cheese bread

GARY IS WAR Day 2,880, 04:19

crisfire Day 2,880, 05:02

"I super believe in cooperation."

ftw

Nogin the nog Day 2,880, 05:57

Looks like a plot out of Startrek "where no man has gone before" you may get your Photon Torpedo ready could be a long hard battle.

Xander Kross Day 2,880, 06:21

I love me some drunken angry Presidential rants. o7

Lantrip has some balls on him. Right on his chin. And they're probably McVicker's.

Colin Lantrip 3 Day 2,880, 21:54

tasty balls!

DMV3 Day 2,880, 06:27

I give it, come and get it big boy. It sounds like you need it.

Zarathusra Day 2,880, 07:03

And this creature is the president of eCanada ?!

Seppo Ilmarinen Day 2,880, 07:19

More bacon

Mary Chan Day 2,880, 07:19

This is next level Rylde-speak that I can't decipher. It has a losing-Oilers drunken local variation to it. Can someone kindly provide a translation for me? Thanks in advance.

Utat Day 2,880, 08:48

Get Drunks ? 🙂

o7

Exalted Druid Day 2,880, 10:20

Not even Connor McDavid can save the Oilers with that defense.

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 2,880, 11:02

Not drunk enough to give me 200k cc for albanian dictatorship?

Gnilraps Day 2,880, 11:25

Canadians can generally hold their alcohol fairly well, but once they cross over the line, WATCH OUT

DMV3 Day 2,880, 14:24

Rylde is an idiot when sober so this is to be expected.

TBRaiders Day 2,880, 15:08

I am pretty sure you could read between the lines. Your selfishness resulted in the huge waste of CC which has us in a tighter spot right now.

DMV3 Day 2,880, 17:32

Rylde could always beg me for CO money. Lol

Colin Lantrip 3 Day 2,880, 11:35

We freed a region for Canada immediately.. and unconditionally, so that you wouldn't be wiped. We're trying to swap around so that we can give you more. But it's an RW every two days whether I hold 4 regions or 10, a little more of this and I'm not going to care. The whole purpose of these swaps is to give you more regions.

You can keep listening to stupid up there.. or you can help me improve your conditions.

TBRaiders Day 2,880, 15:09

You can lick my balls. Wipe us. It won't last.

TemujinBC Day 2,880, 16:02

How do you propose to improve conditions when the entire game is hardly better than a Calcutta slum during monsoon season?

At least with Rylde there's entertainment and by god that's gotta be worth *something*

Onward o7

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,880, 18:05

All Original Regions is the only acceptable amount unless we are renting NWT out to friends.

TBRaiders Day 2,880, 20:30

This^. Colin trying to tell us what he will allow us to have is laughable. I'd rather keep RWing the territory back until he spends every penny and the determination is so high it doesn't matter what he tries to spend.

Mary Chan Day 2,880, 18:05

I'm somewhat interested in hearing what you propose, but would prefer to hear it via PM lest others perverse civil discussions. If not, I don't mind returning to my apathy and the community run its course.

Xichael Day 2,880, 18:22

Thank you oh, benevolent one.

It's actually worth playing this game just to make you spend RL money to keep us down. Keep spending, we've already crashed the plane that is eCanada with no survivors and can fight on out of spite.