Dear Spain: Do you still have any self-respect left? [EN]
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by S.Ribeiro
Friends and readers of The Global Moustache:
There has been non-official talk amongst some of the Portuguese about a possible invasion of Spain.So today, instead of the usual messages concerning EDEN and EDEN members, I would like to discuss this issue... and I’ll go as far as to even send a message of peace to one of our enemies.
But first and foremost, let’s face the facts. Spain is on her knees!
This once proud country, capable of changing the fate of battles and alliances, respected by both friends and enemies, is now a mere shadow of its past. Everyday, Spanish morale sinks to new lows. They are outwitted in battles, humiliated by enemies who parade through their territory and, above all, lost the respect of both enemies and allies.
I have no doubt that, if we, Portuguese, join the Brazilian/American gangbang on Spain, they will continue to suffer humiliation after humiliation. We haven’t forgotten the fact that you invaded us without warning, even though you were promptly defeated. We have all reasons to attack you and you know it. And right now you are too weak and would not be able to stop our three pronged invasion.
And let me ask... why is Spain so weak right now?
They almost have no pride.
Every ounce of pride they once had has been sucked away by these wars. They even dropped as low as to give their territories to Serbia in exchange for he protection that they need for their survival. But Serbia has better things to do. And we have already seen that they don’t fight for weak countries.
Yes, right now, Spain, you are weak.
Your community is battered and exhausted. Yes, If you look at you media, you see can clearly see that. A voiceless, tired community.
But the thing is... instead of making fun of you for this... I actually feel sad for you. I do understand you.
I remember having talked about this in an article in the past. As I once said, you are merely a gate of ONE, protecting their reaches from TERRAN offensives. I think that everyone has already realised this. Even you have begun to realised it. My question to you is... For how long are you going to conform to this situation? How long are you going to continue to suffer humiliation after humiliation for the sake of those who ignore you?
Spain, I once had respect for you. Heck, I’ll admit it. As a Portuguese, I feared you.
I consider that you once were our greatest rivals, strong and mighty, leading and having a strong voice in whichever alliance you are part of.
But this Spain is dead. Only a puppet remains.
And the only reason I would rejected an invasion of Spain... is because I pity you and see no worth in kicking a beaten dog .
One day you will break free from your ONE masters and become relevant again.
And when that day comes... maybe we will see you with respect again, either as enemies or as friends. Until then, enjoy being a Brazilian/American playground.
Wake up, dear enemies.
S.Ribeiro
Please vote and shout, my friends
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Spain, do you have any self-respect left?
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a great articel too .. as always good job Ribeiro ...
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voted and shout!
This is the longest article without any info or meaning, and I've read EDEN official articles.
AThompson, you are the best stalker I know
Seriously, how do you do it? 😉
Its funny because its true.
Why would I be a stalker?O_o
V & Shout!
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AThompson, you comment every single article I write saying that you don't like it, as soon as it is published.
It's like you are watching me! And no matter how hard I try to make you happy, i can't make you like them.
I'm becoming traumatized by this... Why can't we be friends?
Spain is in this poorly situation because they never got those orders from Serbia. They waited and they waited...
Sad story x(
EAT FISH!
@AngelluS
LOOL!
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Spain, run to your Serbian masters!
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AThompson, i'll tell you a little secret, between me and you. Up, at the right-top corner of this page, there is a miracle button that says "unsub". What it does, is a kind of magic and a great relief; for you and especially us.
A well written article erep's most favorite mustache with big truths in it. Voted and shouted.
Voted.
Nice article, again!
@Ribiero: pay no attention to ATrollson, he does the exact same thing to me.
I missed most of your articles. And I'm commenting because I don't like demagogue articles, without any real meaning. Wallachian was the master of this as EDEN HQ's public organizer, but he is writing pretty good articles in his paper, you just keep spreading EDEN fanboyism. : |
FAIL SPAIN!
i miss old Spain
great Bible story .. nice article but Spain being weaker than before doesn't mean they are all dead now .. All ONE is suffering a crisis they are not the only member. Thanks to Turkey you are winning the war even in Europe. Does not mean we give up.
Sorry AThompson.
I hope we can still be friends
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No fun in Spain... there is no resistance nor any fighting spirit worth kicking 😐
nice one xD
Voted!
Excellent article (as usually ) ...
Pure eden fanboyism with no content.
The_Clairvoyant kindergarten trolling belongs to the kindergarten. If you wanna share something between you and me do it in PM.
I have 2805 subs, and besides this the media is free. S. Ribeiro is not a child, you don't have to snoop after him and defend him. : )
Maybe I'm his only chance that he will publish some real shit, not propaganda articles copying Wallachian's or smee's articles.
I remember Portugal was both feared and respected once.
I remember eUS invasion and the man with mustaches that has singlehandedly defeated us.
What is Portugal today? You sit on your resources, protected by you allies from only enemy that you have, Spaniards.
Yes, you fight your allies battles but that's boring and bad for morale...
If there wasn't for your trolling articles, no one would know if ePortugal exist at all :/
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Great article and i dare to say that a lot of us, Portuguese, agree with it.
2805? You appear to have 800 phantom subscribers then o.o. I only see 2000.
*checks your lateste article*
Anti-turkish and ONE fanboyism
You don't seem so legit anymore.
Good day to you, sir.
@Norbengo
Don't worry about us mate. I suggest you think about your own Serbia and ONE.
Truth be told, you guys have serious issues you need to deal with right now. 😉 But thanks for worrying for our safety.
Well, you have a point at trolling, I must admit it. This is why I said what I said at first place. I have less than 700 subs and hopefully I will get less and less cause I have stopped publishing. What I know is that when I read something, either I like it or not, I may judge what's written but not the author himself. If I don't like the author, or he disappoints me, I will just unsubscribe.
'You have 2805 newspaper subscriptions' subs = subscriptions, but this would have been clear with a little thinking. : )
Besides if I would have been the decision maker ONE would be dissolved 3 months ago, and I have more Turkish friends anyone in EDEN will ever have. : )
great article.. and AThompson is wrong. There is no fanboyism here because it is true. I know because I was citizen of eSpain for more than 2 years in this game..and they are know just shadow of a country I was proud to be member of.
Check your newspaper. You have 2006 subscriptions, not 2805. Anyways, it's not important.
I am happy that you agree that ONE is useless then. I would have disbanded it too 😉
Thank you for your opinion.
didn''t you think that there is a reason for all this : 3
Qué había pasado con España?
Eh, trolling.
I'm not talking about my newspaper. 🙂 I'm subscribed to 2805 newspapers http://noob.hu/2012/01/12/subsc.PNG.
The EDEN fanboy articles have the following points, some of them are highly optional, some of them are nearly must-have :
1. EDEN is/was/will be a brotherhood
2. ONE is a bunch of backstabbers, no lifers, bot users
3. Serbia and/or Poland is/are the boss in ONE, all the other countries are just dogs waiting for their orders.
4. ONE countries must be pittied because they don't have morals/self-respect/pride/guts/brains.
Search for them in your articles. : ) I don't have any problem if you are criticizing ONE/PHX/PEACE/Hungary etc., but this is not analysis, this is propaganda, I've read tons of them. If there would be a programmer (s)he can write an algorythm for EDEN articles and you all can go and have a beer or something. : )
Sorry, I misunderstood you about the subscriptions then
Anyways.. what you wrote about Turkey is propaganda and ONE Boyism as well then, if I folow your lines... and clearly, you use propaganda. And you will continue to use it.
Is it ok if propaganda is used by you? Just not by others...
And about this being propaganda or not... well ask the Spanish what they think about ONE. Really... ask them about what they trully think... ask them if they are happy and if they feel like they are priority 😉 Ask Iran the same by the way!
Normally, when people lack any arguments for an article, they accuse it of being propaganda. But no where in your comments have you given any proof that what I said is a lie. Propaganda or not, you have no proof to use, in order to call it a lie.
So, you're merely wasting my time and yours, aren't you?...
Free Olivença !
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@teXou: that's so much win in just 2 words.
Take is easy AThompson.
I can count on 5 of my fingers how many real trolling articles I've written in my eLife. : ) Besides of this there is no problem with propaganda articles, but keep publishing them won't make anyone a good writer and won't make the articles good.
You can scroll back and check if I said you were lying anywhere, I didn't say anything like this. : ) I only said that articles like this have their own place. Wallachian kept publishing 'hail EDEN' and 'EDEN successes' articles for a year, when every single country of TEDEN were deleted. That is a place and time for propaganda. But when a small elite of TEDEN publishing articles like Wallachian's for months one have to think if they have anything to say.
EAT FISH!