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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Dear FEEBLE Americans

Day 2,663, 14:13 • Published in USA Switzerland

• by Kim Kardashian West

Yes it is me. Kim K. Kimye. KK-W. and I have come to rule you with an iconic fist. But first, download my app and give me your money. Second, I am not a meme.

But down to business. I have invaded the West coast via being me. I write to you because without me you are nothing but the shade of blue on an electronic game map.

I want you to love me, adore me, feed me, and supply me and follow my every order that I give out (Which can be seen under the friends feed).

Our current government is stupid. It should be run by me honestly. But since it is not. I will give my first order which I will pay you 1 USD to follow.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S FIRST ORDER BRUH:

I want you to pressure congress to make a law declaring war on Mexico. Why? Mexicanization. Even my bruh, Pope Francis, warned his friend of Mexicanization. They can not be trusted with their pixel narcotics.

From;

P.S.
I know you all love me.