Dating Profile (I guess, what do I know)

Day 3,269, 10:28 Published in USA Belgium by MCKitkat

24k cc make you do stupid things. When I spun the wheel and got the simple task of writing a story using emojies, I should have just accepted instead of re-spinning, but alas I’m stupid so I spun again and got this: A dating profile.
Now, let me be honest, I have no clue what I’m supposed to do, I googled and found the crappiest crap of sample dating profiles like seriously what the hell. And if that wasn’t enough, shadowber’s dating profile was awful so the only inspiration I have is Yui, so I can officially say I’ve reached ground zero, which isn’t hard to do since I’m a nerd living in the basement.
Anyway, enough of this and let’s just get on with it.



Name: MCKitkat aka Kitkat
Gender: Male, don’t let the avatars fool you.
Age: 21
Ethnicity: White
Hair: Dark Brown, Short
Height: 190cm
Weight: 60-ish kg
Education: Attending University
Religion: I couldn’t give a damn
Languages: French, German, English, Luxembourgish, Portuguese.



I’m a weird mix between Hardcore Gamer and Casual Gamer, I guess one calls this just Gamer? I play various games during my free time which take up most of my time anyway. I stream and upload videos on Youtube of me being me, that is boring and talkative. If you want to hear Historical Facts then I’m your guy, I know a bunch about European History due to the fact that I am studying it. Since I live in Luxembourg (I’ll give you a few seconds to open up a new browser tab and type in Luxembourg, there that should have been enough), the amount of “open” gamers is pretty low. Like seriously, nobody here even games. The one day I said that I was a gamer, I felt like being at a witch trial. It’s ridiculous really. Anyway, what was I trying to say, yes I remember, most of my gaming friends are from the UK , Spain, Belgium and even South Korea. I’m also starting to game with people from the USA too.


I still have no clue what I want to do with my life. I’ve chosen History as this was the only thing I liked (I focused on economy in High School) but I’d rather prefer to do something with video games and entertainment. My dream job would probably be as Youtuber/Stream/Internet Personality. As I once explained to a friend, I’m basically a squirrel, it takes some time until I open up but once I open up, I tend to talk a lot about stuff, especially if my conversation partner is equally as invested in the discussion as I am. So basically not like a squirrel at all, weird it made sense before I wrote this.



I don’t know what my perfect match would be, as I said before this is my first time doing this so I have no clue. I’d assume she should be alive, yes I think that’s a good first request. I’m a lazy ass who prefers to stay at home playing video games or watching movies rather than going out to discos and stuff. I also don’t drink any alcohol, so that’s also a reason to not go out there. Another thing: You will have to live with the fact that you will always come in as third on the stuff that I love. Blink-182 will forever occupy the Number One spot for me and nothing will ever beat that. What I can guarantee is that I might one day love you equally as much as I love videogames (Number Two). Otherwise, you will have to contend with spot 3 in my heart.


On eRepublik, I spent most of my eLife in eBelgium, where I held a bunch of positions, from Mod, to MoFA, to CP, to Justice, to Chairman of Congress, to Moderator. Name it and I probably did it already. I’ve managed to get eBelgium to found an alliance with a major power and I have a fond love of Foreign Affairs, especially if I get to talk with other people. I’d guess just like in RL, I’m loyal once you treat me well and respect me. You can count on my help for whatever you need, up until sacrificing stuff (not my life, I don’t care who you are, you won’t be getting that.) I’m the Grand-Duke of eLuxembourg and King of eBelgium, I was once eMarried and have 3 eChildren, two of them are edead and the last one is eBritish. Currently, I’m the Host of the Fed Radio and Head Historian/Librarian of the Federalist Party.



Music: Blink-182 is a must as you might have figured already. You don’t have to like them, but at least respect them. Other than that mostly Pop-Punk but I also like a variety of other music.
TV: Arrow, Flash, not much TV otherwise (tbh this isn't even on TV, so no TV at all) (Edit: I kind of lied and didn't: I also watch WWE)
Youtube: Jesse Cox, Total Biscuit and a bunch of German channels.
Games: A lot, depends on my mood, no MMO/MMORPGs and that sort, I’m just not a fan really.
Movies: Most stuff goes except Horror, no to that.


Is this good, is this bad, I don’t know. What I know is that I hope nobody gets the 24kcc or else I’m gonna kill him.


Much Love and Praise be Thy Tay Tay

MCKitkat

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