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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1829)

Day 1,829, 12:19 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fat security guard started chasing me.

After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.

He grabbed me by my collar and breathlessly said, "Open your jacket."

So I unzipped it and said, "I've got nothing mate."

"Then why the fuck did you run?" he asked.

"Because I thought you could do with the exercise."