Code Brown!

Day 2,108, 03:26 Published in New Zealand New Zealand by Crusadercarl

Banner made by Don KronoX, an eKiwi legend and great friend, RIP

Kia ora eKiwis 🙂

Our glorious leader PsihoZV has lost his mind and proposed Indonesia as our natural enemy 🙁

Unfortunately the morons you voted into Congress seem to like the idea too...



And one of them is MEEEEEEEEEE!! 😃



You might have some questions, such as:

Is it a training war? I have no idea, hopefully. Maybe not.

Can we win? I doubt it. Prepare your anus for a damn hard kicking.

Will we get wiped? Probably.

Why do you think this is a good idea???? Cos it's exciting, because I'm soooo bored. Because it's such a bad idea it's hilarious 😃

Will this affect our relationship with the huge surrounding CoT countries with whom we previously had very good relations with and have terrible implications for New Zealand in the long term? Wtf, where did that come from? Buggered if I know...

Where's the bikini pic?


See! Chanel's not worried 🙂


So don't stress, have fun, fight hard and keep it Kiwi o7

CC