Annual Animal Conference 2016 [Skit]

Day 3,115, 01:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle
*hundreds of animals in the crowd murmur, Ayame Crocodile is standing up at his chair ready to speak*

Ayame Crocodile: The humans are taking over, they have already foiled our plans to invade the shores with thousands of fish... thousands of delicious, scrumptious fish

*Nick A Llama stands up*

Nick A Llama: Yes, and we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their pesky Aaron!
Ayame Crocodile: Now now, it is our fault for not preparing better
Nick A Llama: Preposterous! I have you know our fish are the finest in the galaxy, they could invade any shore they wanted
Ayame Crocodile: If we mobilised our cattle quicker we could have had success, we only have ourselves to blame, instead we only managed to get our cattle into one region
Nick A Llama: That is the humans fault! Down with the humans!

*the crowd cheers and claps, Nick A Llama jumps around crazily and grins, Ayame shakes his head*

Nick A Llama: More fish! More cattle! We will fight them on the beaches!
WookieO: I have an idea!
Nick A Llama: Who said that?

*WookieO stands up in the crowd*

WookieO: Me
Nick A Llama: Speak your mind, all animals are equal here
WookieO: We should create a human military unit, give it a stupid human name like Nifty, and pretend we are humans

*the crowd falls into a stunned silence*

WookieO: Infiltrate them from the inside, every once in a while we complain that the government is too elitist and we swap a human in government for an animal
Nick A Llama: That, my friend, is genius
Ayame Crocodile: Amazing
King Willy: Yes! Down with the human government! They ate my babies!
Ayame Crocodile: Who let that human in?
King Willy: The man at the entrance said I looked like an animal so let me in
Ayame Crocodile: Guards, take him away

*huge falcons fly down and pick King Willy up, one rips his arm off while the other throws him so far he lands in Vietnam*

Nick A Llama: Anyway, where is Cheetah

*Lord CheetahCurtis walks in the room followed by CrispyDragon, the crowd gives a huge applause*

Nick A Llama: Cheetah, great that you could make it
Ayame Crocodile: A Wookie came up with a great idea
CheetahCurtis: Now, settle down

*the crowd falls silent, hanging onto every word CheetahCurtis says*

CheetahCurtis: Forget your fish invasions. Forget your human military units. I have a plan that will work, guaranteed. It came to me in a dream, a dream where animals roamed the British Isles, a dream where we ate cheese and human sandwiches instead of cheese and ham. We, this generation of animals, will take over. You will all be wondering, how will we do it? Simple. The pigs will be covered in poison. The cows will be covered in poison. The fish will be covered in poison. Any human who chooses to eat us will die. Yes, a few of our animals will die. But all great dictators killed their own people! It is a sacrifice we must be willing to take! Down with the humans! Down with the humans!

*the crowd cheers, and chants "down with the humans", this cheering and chanting goes on well into the night, humans everywhere begin to fear the animals and a bloody inter-species war begins*