An Ode to My Old Friend, Pizza the Hut
Blank Keating
inre: eUSA, International Badass
This song is about Sir Ajay, a brute and a cheat
Went and joined eRepublik, a game he must beat
He believed in the free market, and hated all Turks
But everyone around him, said he and his friends were all jerks
He wrote and he shouted, but victory could not be won
He wanted to be President, but the eUS would have none
Until one fateful day, he entered the Capitol dome
He decreed come all ye Serbs, come call this your home
With his reputation dashed, and his name slandered
The eUS needed a douchebag, and Ajay was their standard
He PTOed their parties, and messaged their noobs
He resolved to screw them all, without any lubes
He made a party and a militia, and named himself six-star general
But still couldn't get into government, not Congress and not federal
He called on his allies: Oak, Jones, and Pierce Vaughn
He would rant and he would rave until he was on the White House lawn
In a moment of weakness, he exploited the late hour
He ran in Galicia where no one could stop him, not even Jack Bauer
But in the bitter end, those Turks arrived to slam the door
Alas, poor Pizza, you'll grease our keyboards no more
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PIZZA:FAIL what JUDE:WEED
tremendous...
Great Article Blank 😁
Pulitzer!
A masterpiece!
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You are deleting your account, Pizza? Wonderful!
* Edited to reflect my resounding heartache.
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absolute brilliance
~hyuu~
you, sir, are a poet and a gentleman. well done.
nicely done.
great work.
Loved it : )
Brilliant!
I just saw jude's comment - lmao
best article ever
Since it is Rabbie Burns Day, a time to celebrate all poesie far and wide, I thought I'd give you the Scots rendition of your excellent poem, Keating. We can read this as we cut the haggis tonight.
An Ode tae Mah Auld Mukker, Haggis th' Hut .
This song is aboot Sur Ajay, a brute 'n' a swick,
Gaed 'n' joined eRepublik, a gam he mist beat.
He believed in th' free merkat, 'n' hated aw Turks,
Bit a' fowk aroond heem, said he 'n' his mukkers wur a' jerks.
He wrote 'n' he shouted, bit victory cuid nae be won;
He wanted tae be President, bit th' eUS wid hae none.
'til yin fateful day, he entirt th' Capitol dome;
He decreed come a' ye Serbs, come ca' this yer haem.
Wi' his reputation dashed, 'n' his nam slandered,
Th' eUS needed a doochebag, 'n' Ajay wis thair standard.
He PTOed thair parties, 'n' messaged thair noobs;
He resolved tae screw thaim a', wi'oot ony lubes.
He made a ceilidh 'n' a militia, 'n' cried his-sel six-star general,
Bit aye coudnae git intae government, nae Congress 'n' nae federal.
He cried oan his allies: Oak, Jones, 'n' thirl Vaughn;
He woods rant 'n' he wood rave 'til he wis oan th' White Hoose lawn.
In a moment ay weakness, he exploited th' late oor.
Bolted in Galicia whaur nae yin cuid stop him,nae even Jack Bauer.
Bit in th' heavy end, they Turks arrived tae slam th' door.
Alas, brassic Pizza, ye'll grease oor keyboards na mair!
Nice, thank the Turks for taking over your country so successfully...it's really something to be proud of
An epic in the making. Well done sir, well done.
Brilliant, LOVE IT!
PTH is twice the man that you are Keating. Does your mom even know you quit looking for a job?
I have a job. >_>
No, no, "twice the man," literally. And I would stop looking for a job after I found one too.
I love cheap insults. Keep them coming Axe.
Now Blank, now PIZ, you are grown men. You should realize that when babies are butthurt and have no real defense for their position they will throw out playground zingers like that. I have a response that is more along the lines of what their intellectual level is:
STICKS AND STONE MAY BREAK OUR BONES,
BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT US!
Or perhaps the ever popular:
WE'RE RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE,
WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF US AND STICKS TO YOU!
You just have to react to snot nosed 3rd graders in a way they can comprehend.
Great article. Would vote again. 🙁
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lovely article
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lmAO, GOOD PAPER
Great article. Would vote again.
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INCI has been a huge benefit to the eUSA. They have helped us in many ways return to somewhat of our former glory. This time they helped secure our enation from pto. They haven't taken us over, they have become part of us.
It's funny because it's true.
Good one - I wish I had some multis, like PtH, to vote it even harder.
Turkish delight....
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5182279
marvelous