All Dolled Up
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A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.
“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
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Sounds right. 🙂
Now I must tell mine.
Husband comes home to find the wife admiring herself in the mirror. He asks what she is doing. "I had doctor appointment today." The husband says he made the appointment so he knows about that. "The doctor paid me a nice compliment, he said I have the breasts of a 20 year old." Husband asks "What did he say about the 50 year old ass?". She replied "He never mentioned your name.".
Studies show all women are bisexual too \o/
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