ADP 16: FREE FOOD (THE SHOW MUST GO ON)!

Day 2,660, 16:08 • Published in Australia Australia • by JackTrout




Once again, our beloved Party President Mongoosier brings FREE FOOD to all Australian Democratic Party members. REMEMBER, YOU CAN’T FIGHT IF YOU DON’T EAT! And eAussies, there will be more fighting to come. Because there is so much on, I thought we’d keep it light today—so we bring you delicious grilled salmon with snow peas.





Members of eAustralia’s most happening party, comment below and receive 200 Q5 food absolutely free! Yes, for ADP members only… Thank you Mongoosier!

Please DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE in the CP election. While the president may have little power while the dicktator is ruling the country, elections will be held normally (except no gold for the medal). And we need a CP when we kick those b*st*rds out.

As I’m sure you are all aware, the ADP has endorsed Callumh123 for eAustralian CP. WyvernJack, please know that you always have our respect and affection, but we feel that a show of national unity and some continuity in the cabinet are crucial in this difficult time. Best of luck to you both; your commitment to eAustralia is awesomeness personified…

But wait, there’s still a bit more-- I will be stepping down as party spokesman momentarily, so it’s time for one of you ADP peoples to step up. PM Mongoosier, Dullagamur, and/or me if you’d like to have a go… I am good evidence that you don’t need to know a bloody thing! And of course we will help you get started; it’s not like I’m going anywhere except to other random duties. 🙂

Hail democracy! Hail eAustralia!

Cheers from the ADP,
JackTrout