A Stunning Discovery
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by Hail Astrid
As this picture shows, Huey George probably won the right to be Country President in March 2015.
Credits to Neil Lewis for this image. And, uh, other images, not suitable for this paper.
It got me thinking: What did he do to put himself above the rest? How did he (probably) fend off the challenge of the excellent SerFartsalot, whose CP term involved some of the greatest shenanigans in the history of shenaniganing?
How?
Then I discovered it. The reason Huey George (probably) won the election.
Case closed.
Clearly, there is a direct correlation between increasing my salary and (probably) winning the CP election. To prove this, here is a graph.
To all future CP candidates, please take note of this in future campaigns.
Thank you for reading.
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His a great boss to work for my salary also went up to 50.
But you're the "Owner of Wayne Enterprises worth over 1 Million GDP"...
Surely another eight quid a day doesn't make that much of a difference 😛
I work 5/6 times a day
You don't get where I am by being loose with change! I also have fighters to support so working 5/6 times a day really helps.
So what you are saying, is that Huey bribed his way to the top? Outrageous! I demand his immediate impeachment.
Not exactly! I'm merely highlighting how people who give me more money somehow end up becoming CP... 🙂
I don't work for Huey, but I support him because I think he's a great leader of the WRP - so he'll probably be a great Country President also.
Extremely reliable, but a little low on the lulz 😛
lulz > competence evertim
Ah, a good tip for Rob next time. 😉
I can't even afford to have workers bro
Employ someone for a day and then sack em. 😛
(Pls not me)
I'll work for 0.1cc if you put out an article every few days.
this changed me life.
Lol... He won because it's much better to have one than fourteen regions.
How many companies do you think he must have to have 120 employees? No doubt it effected some people's votes but still.