Scarlett Johansson says thanks to the eUK

Day 2,723, 08:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by VoodooMike71


There is no denying that the eUK has been on a rough ride recently. Treasury-stealing dictators, MEK MTOs, war with France and Canada, total bankruptcy - we’ve had the lot.

But now things are calm and good. The dictatorship thing is sorted and Woldy is in place, peace rings out across our fully restored set of territories, the CP election seems to be going well and money is rolling in once again.

And summer is here.

What better time to congratulate every member of the eUK than now? None. There is no better time. This is the BEST time.

And so, without further ado, here is your reward. I give you … drum roll … Scarlett Johansson in all her (not quite naked enough to get this article banned) glory:






















Scarlett says thanks...

You’re welcome Scarlett





Ms Johansson makes Carlton want to dance