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Roses are red
violets are blue
pornhub is down
but your facebook will do
I kid I kid, that would be stupid of me,
for we all know how silly that would be.
Despite your long hair you’re not very female,
though that might change with enough ale.


But lest not forget, that this is for the worst
yet this poem is also my first
So pardon the inexperience of mine
I shall try my best to make this shine


Yui, I wish you died in the womb
Being a fan of the Bellas is your ultimate doom.
Like Stone-Cold once the Bible trashed
Your feelings and pride I have crashed
For you are the worst, worse than Britta,
so it isn’t bad if I hit a
woman like you, for you deserve it
to be the target of my sh*t


However, your quest is noble
a 25 hour stream is crazy
just like the explosion at Chernobyl
yet like the part-timer Cena you are lazy
enough to pull this stream of
so good luck my female friend
*cough* *cough*
make it through, till the end.


Did this rhyme, I think not
but just like fingerguns is hot
I suck at this game
and that’s a damn shame.


Much Love and Praise be Thy Tay Tay

MCKitkat

Watch the Stream here: http://www.twitch.tv/leothechosen

@fingerguns made these, give her your stuff, do it.