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A frog, a Spock, and a Wolf walk into a bar....

Day 1,317, 07:55 • Published in Philippines USA

• by Aren Perry

A frog, a Spock, and a Wolf, walk into a bar. The frog orders a beer, the wolf orders five shots, and the Spock mind melds the bartender for five minutes, and orders a bloody mary. A customer noted the very different three orders that these friends made, and asked them why they chose what they did.

The frog explained that beer is the generally accepted favorite drink of the people, and therefore for favor and camaraderie of the people, he got a beer. It doesn't necessarily matter if that beer is feasible, so much as it is what the people want.

The Spock explains that he searched for the drink the bartender knew how to make best in the bartender's mind and ordered it, while simultaneously explaining via mind meld to the bartender all the prior positions the Spock has had in the past with the government and also a rudimentary knowledge of the statistics against his will. This is why he had to mind meld for such a long time.

The wolf explained that he ordered five shots simply to prove I is NOT a DOG.