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Starting from tomorrow on, I will be at war against the Devil herself, fingerguns. Her regime of hate will come to an end after I completely crush her into oblivion. I shall…


Director: Excuse me Mr. Kitkat?
Kitkat: Yes?
Dir: I’m kindly requesting if you could avoid the words war, devil, hate and crush, also end.
K: Why would I do that?
Dir: It conveys negative emotions which we don’t want.
K: Ehm, okayyy.


Satan will die by my own hands!


Dir: Mr Kitkat, could you please avoid the words die and Satan, in fact anything involving demons and death is a no-go.
K: I don’t think you understand the purpose of this.This is supposed to be about hate and death.
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, if you want we have a script here ready for you which you can use.
K: Why would I need a script, I know what I want to say.
Dir: I'm only asking you to use the script, it was written by our team and is focused test for the audience.
K: Oh okay…. I guess I’ll take a look.


Today begins the road to the climax of fingerguns amazing Spin the Wheel game.


K: Wait, no, no, no. This game is hell, this game is pure torture. This is bull..
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, please no insults.
K: Okay fine.


I have to thank fingerguns for hosting this game and opening herself to so many people and giving them affection and love.


K: Are you kidding me, I can’t say this. This is a lie, a freaking lie. She’s the devil herself, she knows no love or affection. Who ordered you here anyway?
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, please refrain from using freaking and devil.
K: What, why why, what’s wrong with freaking?
Dir: It has a negative connotation in your sentence and we are here on orders of kody5.
K: If I get my hands on him I’ll…
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, please.


I feel nothing but love for fingerguns and I want to thank her for this glorious project of hers.


K: NOOOOOO, are you stupid, are you goddamn stupid?
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, please.
K: You do realize I want to destroy her, I wanna see her suffer, suffer like she has never before. I want to end her, crush her, destroy her. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU? I love this, I wanna see her suffer. I’m a sick sick man, this is complete and utter nonsense!
Dir: Mr Kitkat please refrain from using these words, think about the audience.
K: The audience wants this! They want to see fingerguns suffer, they want to see me destroy her, are you crazy, are you f-word stupid.
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, please refrain from using the f -word, it is very negative.
K: …… I’m done, screw you I’m gone, bye.
Dir: Mr Kitkat, if you don’t stay you won’t get paid.
K: …. Wait what? WHAT? Are you f
Dir: Mr Kitkat…
K: KIDDING ME? Fine FINE, let’s bring this over with.


That is why we both agreed to prove the love we feel for each other in the following days and weeks.


K: *cries* NOOOO, why why, are you joking. This is lying, you are lying, this makes no sense. This makes no bloody sense.
Dir: Mr Kitkat, please re..
K: I GET IT, WOMAN. I GET IT.
Dir: I can assure you that fingerguns will have the same conditions as you by order of kody5.
K: WHAT? NO, NO, NO NO NO NO. This is not the plan. She’s supposed to hate me, don’t you understand the fricking point. We hate each other, we want to end each other.This isn’t love, THIS IS HATE, HAAAATE!
Dir: Mr Kitkat, once again I ask to refrain from using these words. The people will love this romance.
K: YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS CHEATING RIGHT? She’s bloody engaged already, this is a negative connotation. You want to break up the engagement. Who wrote the script, who, who. I’m so, SO freaking close of just ughhhhhhhh.
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, once again
K: SHUT IT, just. shut. it.


So prepare to be mesmerized by…


K: Nop, nop screw this I’m out. Keep the money, I don’t care.
Dir: Mr. Kitkat, could you please re..
K: I SAID SCREW YOU!


Much Love and Praise be Thy Tay Tay

MCKitkat

@fingerguns made these, give her your stuff, do it.