Join the new world

I don't really care for alcohol. I've never really gotten why people think alcohol is so cool. Maybe because it's the fact that only adults can legally acquire it makes people, especially ever-impressionable teenagers and children, feel that drinking will make them more mature and sophisticated and, well, adult, and that idea carries over into adulthood and is never really dropped due to it being encouraged by the media for similar reasons. This may or may not be tied into my next point.

"Yeah yeah, nice philosophy there Socrates, but what does this have to do with eCanada being like wine?" you might be asking, to which I respond, gosh, I'm about to get to that, be patient. It's late and I'm tired, stop being so demanding.

A properly matured wine, much like a properly matured Canada, is great. However, leaving either fermented fruit juice or the birthplace of hockey out for too long makes it sour and unenjoyable. Spoiled wine tatses terrible, and spoiled eCanada stagnates, becoming full of a bunch of old farts more interested in power and petty infighting that actually leading their nation to a better tomorrow.

When your wine spoils, do you continue drinking it, even though it now tastes like the physical embodiment of death? Of course not! You go to your friendly neighborhood liquor store and get some new wine. If we don't put up with crappy wine, why should we put up with a crappy country, huh?

It's time to go to the liquor store, Can-Can. By that, I mean let's get some new, eager players into politics. Probably should have written that the first time.