[USC] Rylde Proudly Presents

Day 2,645, 14:04 Published in Canada Canada by Rylde


After a hard fought party election, membership has spoken and they wish for the nation to know that there a bunch of sheep. So I'm proud to present to the nation The United Sheep Coalition.

Its my day off from work so I wasted no time changing the name and Logo to better reflect the party and its new beliefs.

He who controls the 2 clickers can't count on them for Jack Sh*t!!!

I have started off the birth of this new and proud party by making a peace offering to the mostly intelligent old guard of the party.

There is alot of political talent in this party and it would be irresponsible of me not to let them represent our nation and my party in congress. So I have offered Lance lucky, Alias Vision, TheSmoke, Klop123, Exalted Druid and Bryan Alexander spots in the next congressional election.

The only catch is I get to refer to them as My sheep dogs.

Creating a smooth transition to our new glory is a give and take relationship and I'd be lying if I didn't have alterior motives with this ploy.

By putting the best and brightest from the old guard on the congressional ballot it will give the sheep recognizable names to vote for while mixing in a few of my own who support me 100%. Giving them no real cause to jump ship.

I need to ensure some cooperation from my future Sheep dogs so for everyone that declines my generous offer I shall put in there place one of DVMs trolls starting with DMV himself.



Its a well known fact among the old CPF elite I've always had a vendetta against the CPFs primary as I've never been endorsed by the party for CP. Once even after winning the damn thing. So for my vengeance I'm doing away with it and this party will finally endorse its new God king this coming CPs elections as it should have done all those years ago.

Better late than never for justice to be done.



The old CPF had gotten fat and lazy as is the curse of being the largest party in this nation. To long they sat upon there golden throne looking down there noses at the rest of the political parties taking there power and position for granted.

If your the top party in the nation with around 100 members you should be able to easily defend yourself from outside threats. After back to back months of being exposed for the weak disorganized institution they had become hopefully they learn to get there house in order. The strongest party in the country cannot be internally weak and vulnerable.

I always go about things in my own backwards way for lulz but there is method to the madness. You may scoff at me for this but I guarantee a stronger party will come of this and it will be for the better of the nation.

Otherwise its just another EPIC that went under the knife with a whimper.
To guarantee something good comes of this I will fight tooth and nail for what is now mine. This shepard will protect his new flock of sheep. You want the Sheep back your going to have to come take them from me. If you succeed you will be stronger and more united than ever.

Side Note

Anyone else see the sideshow leader of Clan Loser thinking the world cares that a political party was taken over in a small country. Easily makes him look like a pathetic whiner on the world stage and that's a good thing for this nation.

This is a man that has no fight in him and rolls over at the first sign of distress like his CP terms of old. His latest exploit is wanting to surrender to anyone willing to come take us over to fix our politics???

Really WTF goes through that delusional mind of his. The whole country should give up because 1/10th of a countries populace lost a political party in a war simulator. I'm sure the world is lining up to come resolve this issue. I guess his goal is to make us appear weak on the international stage.

But don't worry because he has over 800 friends on his on his profile so everything is well in hand. Just wait until he starts in on his facebook friends then were really in for it.

You can't make up this kind of gold. The best part is he believes in this garbage and its awesome. Never change Onion every court needs its jester.