[USA] Whenever You Need Me, I'll Be There

Day 2,621, 17:13 Published in USA USA by Dave Gulya



THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING
IndexInfinity, Secretary of The Department of Homeland Security
will have more details soon.

We are preparing ATO (Anti-Takeover) strategies to keep Serbian nationalists
from gaining a foothold into the Top 5 US Political Party system.

The President has asked available and interested Citizens
to join the BSP (Black Sheep Party).

When asked how it will affect upcoming Congressional Elections, President Wild Owl said "Citizens that provide this service to prevent PTO are encouraged to vote for Congress in any way they want, we are simply preventing a Serbian PTO".

You may now return to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.