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... or I'll cough up hairballs on your chair.

It's time for the final musings of this session because it's time to vote!


If you're still confused on how to vote, just click on the big "vote" button on the main page, then look down and find the UKPP and press "vote". Good, eh?



With the PP elections having been and gone, we see some new and some familiar faces here at UKPP, with old hand CrispyDragon at the helm. Tangbod has been brought in as Secretary General, with new blood King William the Great as our new Councillor and the popular and controversial SerFartsalot being chosen as our Spokesman. Oh, and yours truly was chuffed to bits to be chosen as vPP. Whether that comes with more red dots to chase or an extra portion of tuna on a Friday night, I have yet to determine.

Much was made of our new list for congress, with the ordering decided by our PP CrispyDragon rather than to a popular vote as has happened for some recent elections. This led to Lord London some crying foul.

A new figure on the stage of journalism is political analyst Harry Dalton who has been interviewing Congress and party leaders in a series of interesting articles. This led to an accusation in this article a redacted article that Harry might know more than he should for a new player. Since no public apology for said controversial article has not yet been given by Lord London the author, I offer Harry my sincere apologies on his behalf.



On the international stage, we received this missive from Natalya Polotskaya Belgium. Who could refuse such cuteness? Even if Belgium doesn't exist, our friends from the Banana Republic of Cuba have been working diligently to wipe them out make sure they have congress this coming term.

On the back of this comes the news that the dastardly French have overthrown their duly elected President and are at this moment marching rapidly through running away from the hills of South West England with their new pals, Serbia. That's right, folk, get those True Patriot medals while you can!



And now we have the prospect of civil war. Already, Chaz is leading his beard into London to take over the country. Will he succeed? Will we all bow to his mighty facial fuzz?



So what's been happening in Congress?

MPP with Bulgaria - voted for
Another renewal.

MPP with Thailand - voted for
Just another renewal. I do like Thai food, all that lovely fish...

MPP with Ukraine - voted for
Sure, why not.

Donate 20,000 to the Bank of England - voted against
Yes, we need to protect our monies. No, 20,000 isn't enough.

Natural Enemy - France - voted for
Hey, they started it!

So here endeth my final missive from this session of congress. Time for a nap. Remember to vote UKPP!