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Yeah, yeah. I'm running for congress in the East Midlands because I think the East Midlands is totally cool.

In case that wasn't enough to convince you, I have an actual manifesto prepared as well.

Tyler McKinlen's Congressional Manifesto of Gloriousness:

Ahoy there! My name is Tyler McKinlen. However I prefer to be referred to as either the "Magnificent One" or "Herr Fancy Pirate Person des Grand Superhero of London und an der Freien UK, Hohepriester der Regenbogenfisch und seine Anhänger das Erste".; But you can call me whatever you like. I am running for congress in the East Midlands with the United Kingdom Democratic Party.

What can I bring to the East Midlands:
-Eternal happiness and widespread love
-Pirate hats for all
-Free membership into the I.O.P.W.A.P.D.P.S.
-Moar pirates



My campaign organiser Linda



My party, has a very straightforward foreign policy that I will enforce if elected. The policy breaks down to this:
We are a small nation, and we understand this. We depend heavily on our allies, but in the future we wish to change this, but for now we will focus on improving ourselves as a nation both short and long term.
However as an individual I believe we should keep moving forward on the path of Pro-ONE, but keep ourselves on a neutral level with Strasbourg.



I plan to reform the English Alphabet as well.



My personal goals while in office will consist of:
-Focusing on getting greater funding behind government MU's
-Greater cooperation between independent MU's and the government MU's
-Better education of new citizens of the eUK
-Even moar pirates



My meeting with one of the chairman of the I.O.P.W.A.P.D.P.S.




Now, vote for me! Er be walkin' the plank!






Hail Rainbowfish!