[SFP]-Unofficial Media
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by Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #95
*Linda*
Hello and welcome to the Loose Cannon. I'm Linda Vanderbooben, with Warfare Analysis.
*Dick*
and I'm, Political Analyst, Richard Cranium.
*Linda*
We have election coverage and the latest from Western eEurope, but first; a word from our sponsors.
(Commercial Playing)
You may be in possession of a deadly household product. One that is killing your children; as I speak.
We will have that story and more, tonight, at 11:00.
(Commercial Playing)
This is a family company. We understand what's important; our family.
That's why our cereal is made with industrial waste. The coloring comes from a power plant, the grain is leftover from the brewing process and it's vitamin fortified, to compensate. It's all processed on the same equipment as tobacco.
Taft Foods! Other companies claim to care, but we're not going to front.
*Dick*
History was made, this month, as the Socialist Freedom Party hosted it's first Congressional Campaign.
Hopes were high, but few could have anticipated the support that this, fledgling, party would receive.
*Dick*
Unfortunately, BlackSheep didn't have any representation. Without them; there was not enough support for lower taxes. Until then, I'll register my boat in another state.
*Dick*
Back to you Linda.
*Linda*
Thanks Dick
*Linda*
So, basically; eZ Company had eSpains pants around it's ankles. Bear Cavalry bent eSpain over it's knee and spanked it; in front of it's friends. Then, War Inc. sent eSpain, crying, to it's mom.
*Linda*
There were others that played a part and when the smoke cleared; eUS was empire.
*Linda*
This distinction has not always existed and this is the first time the eUS will hold that distinction.
*Dick*
Well, that's it folks; I'm out of here!
*Linda*
Thanks to everyone for watching. Stay tuned for Ghost-Fu.
Ghost-Fu, Uncensore😛
I swaggered down the alley to get a 40oz and a bag of hot-fries, when I was struck with a vision. It was me, from the future.
I said, to myself, "I'm us; from the future," but anyways. I told myself that Jaden A. will be the next Party President of the Socialist Freedom Party.
I was, also, told that I should not get those hot-fries. (and I'll be damned, if I wasn't right about that.)
Grab a Pen and Paper. Help us write the People's History.
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"That's why our cereal is made with industrial waste. The coloring comes from a power plant, the grain is leftover from a brewery and it's vitamin fortified, to compensate. It's all processed on the same equipment as tobacco."
*Long Shudder*
...and Fruit Loops all taste the same.
😉
They waste very little.
Good Stuff GoTJ
Happy to see you writing again!
Me too!
\o/...welcome back!
Fun article, and thanks for the endorsement!
Don't thank me. Thank.... Wait; you're right.
You're welcome.
o7
I know nothing of Ghost-Fu
To realize you know nothing about Ghost-Fu means you are ready to learn...
Nice love to read this stuff
You forgot to mention Chicken Nuggets. Made from chickens that never see the light of day or breath air that does not smell of waste and death. Fed only chicken by-products. (Chicken heads, feet, feathers and intestines, all ground into a fine paste and mixed with the blood from the killing floor. All this dehydrated into feed pellets that are moved to the cages the chicken is born and dies in by a conveyor belt that runs the length of the Tyson plant near you.) Did you know that the chicken you buy at the store are cannibals?
Don't as about pork...
Mm Mm! Tasty!
Another reason to be a vegetarian.
Nah, we are supposed to eat the animals. They wouldn't taste so good if they were not supposed to be eaten. Hell I'd eat a bald eagle if it was fried to a tender crispness with a side of baby seal and maybe a few river otter kabobs. Lol
The degree to which we are willing to exploit those animals says a lot about our relationship with other humans.