[RIP Tenshibo] We All Had Dreams

Day 2,735, 16:33 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


Mood Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Mt5b6ysj4

We all had dreams, I’m sure. Some of us growing up wanted to be a police officer, firefighter, the president, a prostitute, etc. All the typical stuff kids dream of. In this game, many of us had dreams and ambitions all the same. Some people wanted to be intense media personalities, congressmen, MU Leaders, department secretaries, assholes on a forum, presidents, contrarians, or those idiots who fund the game with RL money. Many of those hopes have been dashed by the community or by game mechanics.

You were shit at politics and couldn’t beat out the cool kids. Maybe you sucked at the department job you went after. Perhaps you just couldn’t out-dick the other trolls on the forum and died off. For some, they spent all of their money in the game and now live a life of solitude in a van under the bridge, checking their companies at the local library, wondering where it all went wrong.

However, I wanted none of those things. All I wanted was a piece of Tenshibo’s ass, ya know?

I just wanted to get high with him and pound it out in an IRC channel. I mean, who doesn’t?

Ok, I know what some of you are thinking. “You’re f****** disgusting. Wtf is this article? You’re a goddamn horsef***er, anyways. Go **** urself, you sick freak.”

To that I say you don’t know what true lust love is. You think it’s for actual people, who meet each other in RL and have some sort of attraction for one another. If that’s what you think love is, you can fite me 1v1 on Rust, you cheeky skrublords. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Tonight, my dream dies, as dearest Tenshi passes from this life to a much better one without the bullshit that accompanies eRep. He will pass on to a world of weed and taco bell. For that, we can all wish him well on his blazed endeavors.

Pour one out for the GOAT: