[RG4CP] The Manifesto + Lulz

Day 3,025, 10:54 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Rathena Gelc

Okay guys, here is my Manifesto without the Cameron talk. I'll explain why I talk like him further below.

Education
Last month we started the Ambassadors Programme. I want to expand that and also involve more players into the government's work by having a full mentor programme where new players would be able to have a cabinet minister as their mentor. Also, the education department will work on some new project, for example writing new tutorials and syncing existing ones into something readable and easily accessible to players.

Foreign policy
I will actively pursue the path of liberation. We are already in good contact with allies and I will try to further enhance that and make anti-Asteria countries cooperate more. Liberation will be our top priority for this month. I cannot reveal more due to security reasons, but liberation is very possible.

Activity
I will continue existing government activity by posting regular reports, updates and informing Congress of any new developments. Government activity is important as we need to keep everyone up-to-date with what's happening as well as be there for people so they can give their suggestions and feedback.

Transparency
This is an important part of government's work for me. I will continue to hold regular PMQs and always give reports to Congress so they can scrutinize me. This month, I also hope to make each Ministry more accountable by having Q&A sessions within Parliament. Moreover, I will bring forward a bill to legally allow referenda to take place (more on that if you elect me 😛)

Home Affairs
This month, I'll try to have better coordination with MUs and fighters. Good steps have already been taken and top fighters from all divisions are already updated regularly, but I'd like to see more being done to have MUs prioritise and subsidize important battles so I hope we can achieve some progress on that.

There it is. I think it's good and something we can all agree on.


Now, in recent days, many people have suggested I use the same language as our pig shagger Prime Minister David Cameron. But I have a good reason for it. He's my intern and he is trying so hard to be a politician that he keeps blabbing about a long term economic plan and similar things. To be honest, he's so much up my arse that I've started to speak like him.

He's trying too hard. He even wanted to take a picture with me in front of my home. What else could I have done? Poor bastard. My sour smile says it all.

Also, I am fun and sociable. I have 2 forefeit points. A-HA! TAKE THAT, HATERS! And one of my latest articles is trolling the French!

Anyway, thanks for reading and I hope you can elect me for a second time.
Ta, ta!