[PSP] Greetings From The Popovic Secret Police
Internal Defense Bureau
To the subjects of former provinces of Canada,
The Government of Democratic People's Republic of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Canada, DPRGBNIC, and our Dear Leader Aleksander, Aleks, V. Popovic wish you a a warm welcome to the State.
Ever since you were liberated from your idiotic Congress and occasionally drunk Country President, people are celebrating on the streets, hoping for the better tomorrow, more money, fun and above all happiness. We're here to maintain order and peace and bring you all of what you desire.
As the subjects under the rule of law of our Dear Leader, you will be actually getting something for the taxes you pay to the State.
Firstly, we'd like to call you to report any player, friend or a family member from this game if you suspect them of doing something wrong. You can send your reports by sending us a message:
Screenshots are more than welcome. Your identity will remain anonymous and the best reports will be published in our next article. Also, people who made these reports will be given the reward of 5 gold.
Secondly, we would like to give you the opportunity to express your gratitude and good wishes to our Dear Leader by writing him an ode in the comment section bellow. All comments are welcome and the most original praise will be rewarded with 1000 cc.
As our sign of welcome we would like to present you with DPRGB's artist cover of most famous Canadian singer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDM87Breic
Until next time,
Popovic Secret Police
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^ Under investigation.
hmm
You guys are entertaining me, well done glorious leaders
I would like to report some people.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Brazil/151654
and
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/France/151682
look like troublemakers to me.
Please send my 100,000 cc in small unmarked bills please.
\o/...secret police cash flow....
Ode to Glorious Leader Aleks Popozitz
Deer Gloreus Leedr of United Kingdoms,
Please are taking lesson of English.
Canada deserving better.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
This are question all eUKer should be asking of himself.
Sub-standard humour. Unacceptable. Please revise and resubmit.
You'd think people would use this as a fun platform to trash others in private and get money... Also, still no acceptable odes for the standards of the agency.
I'd like to blame Justin Bieber
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cs-greetings-from-canada-2468880/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-dmv3-greetings-from-canada--2468884/1/20
Wouldn't we all...
Who says we can't? The time has come for us to do away with the scourge that is the Bieb.
Oh my god. Who the hell cares.
Welcome back, Mom and Dad. We threw a party while you were gone. Sorry about the mess.
Wife called to tell me we ran out of toilet paper. Looks like you saved me a trip to the store after I print a some copies of this. Ty.
Toilet paper? Get a bidet.
Feels good, man.
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to sign up for the Trololympics before you send in your piece for competition. Not that this piece is worthy of any metal higher than Manganese.
Popowho?
If I report myself do I get paid?
Poopovic from UK, a$$kisser of Pooland
"and occasionally drunk Country President'
A gross under exaggeration