[PotUS] Update:

Day 2,480, 18:40 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati



*I arrive at the pavilion and make my way through a crowd of onlookers. Most of them are cheering. Although, I'm met with a few criticisms.

I approach the podium and reach for the microphone. Then, with the flick of my cigarette, I begin to speak.*


"So, here I am. The month has been building up to this. Come to think of it; My whole eLife has been building up to this moment. Why then, Am I drunk; I don't know."

"It's a little far fetched; That I might win the Presidential Election. Never the less; I've, certainly, been working at it."

"I'm not saying, I'm a better candidate than Tyler. Tyler Bubblar is an excellent Candidate. He has always had my respect. The Federalists are also a good group of people; generally speaking. If you vote for Tyler B. I believe; You will get what you wanted."



"Here is what makes me different:
I formed a council of anyone that would volunteer. Then, I let my councilors
influence the cabinet selections.
The only nomination the wasn't part of this process, was the vice presidential selection. (Evil Elvis, already called dibs on it.)
I have created a welfare program without the meta-game.
I Have sent, or offered to send updates to the Top 5 party presidents.
I have maintained contact with most of the sixth parties.
I have served the citizens, to the best of my ability.
I have been entertained."


"I will encourage the government to issue currency. I believe Oblige is the man for the job. (He was on board, the first time this was brought up.)
I've included and will continue to include. Everyone that is willing to serve on the Presidential Cabinet. (Barring enemies of the eUS.)"



"I'm going to need a lot of help with this, but if the master has it's way, We will need some Cabinet Nominations:
Arrden would be my Chief of Staff.
Disco Mussolini would be my Secretary of Defense.
Rainysunday would be Secretary of Interior.
Cubby would be NSC Director
Dave Gulya would be the Secretary of Press
Sar97 would be Secretary of Education.
Supernana would be secretary of Treasury."

"DMJ would become the USAF, Operations Chief.
Disco Mussolini would be the second commander."


"I've already mentioned some other mechanical planning, but I don't plan to follow through, until I have consulted the master and the cabinet.
Keep in mind; Everyone is allowed to serve on the cabinet. All you have to do is ask."

*I dropped the microphone. As it dangled from it's cord; I staggered away from the podium.*











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