[PotUS] Day 2712. A summary of the fun things
Trekker Tlumac
Greetings Americans and friends,
Day 2711 brought me two things that I wish to share with you all. Firstly, in the taking on Ryanggang, I have reached a personal achievement that I have long sought. For the first time in my eHistory I have won a Campaign Hero. In the process I also leveled up, got 6 TP medals, 2 BHs, used 3100 Fights(1200 FFs, 400 Level up Fights, 1700 Fights from EBs, 34 small bombs, and a 8 hour damage booster), and ended up #59 in the day in world wide damage.
Now onto the second half of my article. This part concerns only one thing. The Natural Enemy set against the USA last night by a Japanese Congressman.
Imagine my surprise when I saw that in my notifications.
Within a couple minutes I had a message in my inbox apologizing for it. It was a rogue proposal and was promptly voted down.
I understood this and bear no malice about the situation.
However... Almost immediately, I also recieved messages from the congressional member who proposed it. These are those logs....
And this is the song great enough to end war before it could begin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
That is all for now.
-Trekker Spanksalot Tlumac
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PotUS- Something fun
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2519089/1/20
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\o/ WEEABOO \o/
Fully credit should go to you for showing me that song. xD
This proposal must not go unpunished. Quick unleash Godzilla!
Godzilla will be back. In 2016 and 2018... Bahahaha!
Trekker you are awesome 😃 😃 😃
This was entertaining. 🙂
We still love you, America-kun. KAWAII DESU~~~~ ^__^
Could this be our new eNational Anthem?
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>"hey guys I wasted hundreds of millions in a meaningless battle AND GOT TP MEDALS"
nice.
Please keep Bieber, I was extremely worried when he was charged for assault in Canada. If border security had rejected his re-entry to the states because of those charges we might have been stuck with him.
Why... would you release a [PotUS] article and start it off with how much damage you wasted in a useless battle that was won before it started? 😒 That's not even close to responsible.
I love your Seppo!
Be honest, have we fought any useful battles in recent times? We haven't had a real war in a long time. Every battle we fight now is useless. We no longer have to fight for resources and the best we can hope for is a training war. Hell I fight once a day and drop my 75 million inbfood fights in usually the first battle I see each day.
Absolutely the best article I have read all month!
Congrats on the CH Medal!
Must be easy being CP nowadays.
Congrats on the personal best record and CH!
I have good staff, and I spend 12+ hours a day every day on the computer/IRC. So it is not too bad.
Nothing against you, Trekker... but it just doesn't seem like you have really done anything "Presidential". Or at least it hasn't been reported in any aspect of media.
Just seems like another bland month is all I'm saying.
Every month is and will be a bland month. It also doesn't matter who is in charge of the country, this is our future. We have full bonuses that we don't have to fight for or defend. We are allied with the side that is currently "winning" and due to being easily able to overpower the other side will continue to "win" for the foreseeable future. We are in no danger of being invaded. And due to our easy bonuses we are lazy and complacent so we won't be invading any countries that stand any chance of fighting back. This is just the way it is now. Not one person who has ran for president lately has laid out any kind of plan to change this. All we hear is "vote for me ......cause..... Well, change". All the recent candidates talk change but the only change they intend, is the name listed next to president. With the state of the game being this, how can you expect anything " presidential "? These days the office is less president and more........ Manager.
Today I learned about weeaboos.