[OhFU] Your Old Fu-ks Candidates for Congress!

Day 2,587, 22:57 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
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[OhFU] Your Old Fu-ks Candidates for Congress!

Dateline: Sunday December 21, 2014 (Day 258😎
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: - The Who at the Monterey Pop Festival (1967)



Sending Old Fu-ks to Congress-- It’s What We Do!


This month marks the Old Fu-ks United Party’s third foray into the Congressional elections. In past months we’ve been proud to have been represented by our own Synesi, hosted by the American Military Party, plus Melissa Rose, an active Fed by day and Old Fu-k by night.

This month we thank Synesi and Melissa Rose for their service to the country, as both have declined to run again. Both will continue in leadership positions here at the OhFU as members of The Committee.

This month, we intend to double our presence in Congress, and of course in classic Custer style the Old Fu-ks are setting a new precedent by having our candidates hosted by two different Parties..!

Pure Genius, Amirite?




Meet the Candidates



This Old Fu-k is truly an old fu-k, having been in this miserable wonderful game since January 2009. Most, if not all, of his game time has been spent as a soldier with the eUS (JCS) Military. Currently serving as Commander of the US Army MU, the feeder MU for the eUSMilitary, he was once Commander of the eUSArmy. Jason the Great has also served two terms in Congress.
We thank the American Military Party for hosting this great American, Jason the Great.

Catsch73 is a new-ish player, just starting in eRep just in time to vote in the October Congressional election. She’s made her mark on the game already, though, resurrecting the long-suffering Pony Express newspaper. You’ll see her around the US Media, too, making positive Comments to articles and encouraging new writers.
We thank the Federalist Party for hosting this ambitious contributor to the community of players, Catsch73.

Belldandi is another old fu-k Old Fu-k from late 2009 who’s spent her entire game as a patriot and soldier in the service of her country. We served together in the old eUSArmy, and now she’s Commander of the eUS Marine Corps. While spurning political aspirations, she’s a proven leader whose time has come to serve America in Congress.
We thank the American Military Party for hosting military and community leader Belldandi.

If you look up “professional soldier” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of anonymoushooligan. This Easy Company Titan** has led, or helped to lead, his MU to several awards and top ranking badges. He’s ranked number 21 in the eUSA and is active in the community of players through his own newspaper and in support of others.
We thank the Federalist Party for hosting this professional soldier and “6th Party” candidate, anonymoushooligan.



If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.


Join the Most Ambitious Party in America, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!"
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Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
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PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi

Shout It a Lot!

[OhFU] Your Old Fu-ks Candidates for Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2479701/1/20
Can America Stand Four Old Fu-ks in Congress?
#Depends

also

Catsch73 for Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2479747/1/20
Feds' 6th Party Candidate

and

Jason the Great for Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2480026/1/20
Thanks, AMP, for sponsoring this Old Fu-k Soldier!

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859 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.