[Oblige] We the People for Congress!
Oblige
Dear America:
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 22, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Frustrate DMJ at all times
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty one term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ One point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2424485/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
Yay for Congress.
I find myself wondering exactly how many times you've used this article or a variant of it. I'm not going to bother counting though.
Nonetheless, good luck and stuff.
The funny thing is that I actually like this article. Unlike many other articles by congress candidates, this one actually says stuff.
True enough. It covers what it needs to cover and is more of an actual platform than many you see.
It still amuses me how much I've seen it though.
How many times have I been in Congress? 23? Probably about 23 times then 😉
Congress applications are now open!
INSURGIO~
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no no no no Hamilton is Batman.
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