[NoS Dive Bar] An international sea animal eTerrorist organization emerges.

Day 1,883, 03:06 • Published in USA USA • by Candor

That was anti-climactic (the PP's). I'll give you that the first half was worth the price of admission, but the second half revealed no surprises what so ever.



On the upside, the NoS Party will soon be out of the closet. We're done being gay, and we're ready to cause mayhem and heartache throughout this pretend world.

The NoS Party is dedicated to messing with everything. We're a bit anarchist when we can get off the couch. We're here to have fun. We like to laugh. At you when we can, at ourselves when we must. Or have no one else to laugh at. Or the people we would like to laugh at are too far away from the couch to do so without moving.



Or sometimes it's a choice between getting more maple bars, or laughing at you. Then we have a hard decision to make, and often we pass out before really organizing a vote.

But know that we would laugh at you if we had time and God hadn't made maple bars.

Anyway. If you want to join us in not really giving two shits about much of anything besides laughing and screwing with stuff, join the party. And even if you do care about stuff, either one shit or two, you can come be the President if you want and lead us wherever because we don't really care, so if you care that doesn't bother us since it doesn't harm our not caring very much. Well really.



Josh Whitehead was our PP once. He quit because we didn't care. Isn't that right Josh? But we love him anyway. We notice lately he stopped caring too. He should re-join now.

Join us in not caring! We're that itch that just can't be scratched.

PS: the party page is just a flag, we don't do anything with our page, and we leave it behind each election to vote other places. So we lose our page a lot. We just found it again, it was seriously lost for three months. We had to put up flyers and everything. Dead serious. But that was pretty funny too.

How many parties actually lose their party page and completely forget where it went?

The NoS Party does. We're just cool like that.

Monty Python's "The Search For The Holy Grail" is about us, truth be told. Also Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds. Bitch stole our diamonds.

Kbye. See you in the Dive Bar.

PS: We intend to fully shag the shite out of future important stuff. We're an international eTerrorist organization of forgetful and often lazy bathrobe wearing, turban loving, sea animals.

I might change my name to StarFish, since Sea Cow is already taken.

PPS: I need 60 gold, please send. Thank you.

PPPS: Our goal (everyone needs goals, even anarchists) is to PTO every party in the nation. Just want to be up front about that. But then give the parties back, because they are entirely worthless. Which is why it's funny, which is why we must do this. If it will make us laugh, it must be done, and added to our To Do List of funny things to do. Ta da.