[News] Sir Jimmy's News - Day 2,583

Day 2,583, 10:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Jimmy Savile

Hey all this is my 3rd newspaper article covering genral news. I hope you find the following news helpful, It will mostly be covering politics cause of the elections.

PP Elections

On day 2,582 we help our party president elections. So I am going to go over the results today of the top 10 party's, and they will be in order of votes (1 being the winner) *sigh* This will take a while to type.

TUP

Candidates;
1, Bohemond4
2, mwcerberus
3, George Hannover
4, hollenboer
5, fm2008
6, Prodigle

The UKPP

Candidates;
1, BaronChris
2, Sir Nick Griffin
3, Malkaiser
4, Joseph Coventry
5, Edward Vaughn
6, MrAquia
7, SeraveeSRV

UK Reform Party

Candidates;
1, WookieO
2, gali2332
3, Rob the Bruce
4, GLaDOS

Workers Rights Party

Candidates;
1, Huey George
2, Aleksandar.V Popovic
3, Aaron Mark Daniels

Peoples Communist Party

Candidates;
1, KieranB
2, Jude Conners
3, Checkzz
4, Anaxima
5, Iggylug
6, Frixios2000

The Real Spamicans

Candidate;
Prof. J Moriarty

New Era

Candidate;
Michael Ludgate

Every Single One

Candidate;
Sir Jimmy Savile

The United Sovereign Party UK

Candidates;
1.5, William Ross
1.5, XLDJ
They both got 2 votes each, However William Ross Won.

anarchy in eUK

Candidate;
Rusofil74

Government

Our leader Lord Chaz has been busy signing and rejecting MPP's lately.

He signed the MPP with Turkey. They have been our ally for a while now and we sometimes help each other out.

But rejected the MPP with Albania. I personally didn't even know they existed.

The Weather Today

Poland have been taken over by the Argentina and Serbs. Germany probably RW their loaned regions back to stop the Argentina from invading their homeland.

USA are getting RWed by Spain and France.

Italy are under attack by Slovenia.

Spain are doing well against the USA and Portugal attacks. Although they lost a bit of land

FYROM homelands are about to be wiped by Greece. But they have a region in Ireland.

Bulgaria are being attacked by Romania.

Last Bit

All comments will be taken as constructive criticism and I will correct any mistakes. I will leave a ^ to mark where I've edited and will reward sent to the first person to correct my mistake.

I am also looking for someone to make some nice dividers and banner for my article and will pay for the product (10 gold).