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{MoPI} Happy Congress Day

Day 1,070, 09:21 • Published in New Zealand

• by New Zealand Public Information

My fellow Kiwis, election day is upon us. As was expected from day one, we are in for a good fight. A large group of mostly Serbians have arrived on our shores over the weekend and now are attacking our congress. They are very sneaky, claiming to "free" New Zealand from the "opressive" Provisional Government. Unfortunately for the Serbs, they wrote this in the unreadable Serbian language. They do not intend to work with other Kiwis, but to control with a tight fist our country and to ship our treasury back to Belgrade.

I urge you to vote for a New Zealand Union Party candidate in your region. The Serbian party is named "N.Z.U.P. Vote Here" but this is absolutely incorrect. To get the most accurate information on which unity candidate needs your vote most, check out the Kiwi Kontrol newspaper or visit #Ekiwi-ATO on Rizon IRC.

Fight the PTO, vote for The New Zealand Union Party.

For those who haven't seen it yet and care still not sure who to vote for, the following candidates were victors in our forum primary where over 90 of you participated. These are the approved unity candidates. The rest are either blockers or PTO - either way they won't deserve your vote.

In Aucklan😛

* Myles Robinson
* Bass Junkie
* Devoid
* DanielCD
* Gaius Marcus
* Lordoirish
* Jose Miguel
* Ryan Fisher
* John Vontalmo
* Adasko - PP of the Galactic Empire Party
* SledDog - will be running under the Peace 'n' Prosperity Party

In Canterbury

* Calbe
* wahoobob
* Serendipitous
* Wang Chung
* Wpack10
* Frymonmon
* Venta
* Marcos Arolia
* voice

In Otago

* kyle321n
* Bristel Akina
* Talio Extremist
* Lan MacNess
* Anna Chapman
* David Carlucci
* Albert Neurath
* Deuce Bigalow

In Wellington

* Necros Xiaoban
* Carr de Vaux
* Daniel Dodge
* Welshlad
* Othere Salvatore
* Thomas765
* Artorious Perim
* Dennis McVicker
* deVillefort
* Thingol - PP of the Peace 'n' Prosperity Party
* Andy Costello - will be running under the Galactic Empire Party

Thanks for reading, and Go Kiwis!
~Wahoobob
Minister of Public Information

Comments

Kiwi Commerce Bank Day 1,070, 09:54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE

We're the Kiwis, multi lovers. If you ain't running with us, run from us multi lovers.

Adam Reese Day 1,070, 10:39

"unreadable Serbian language"
Racist much?

Danie Fox Day 1,070, 14:10

Save the Kiwis! Vote in the Americans!

crazyquesadilla Day 1,070, 15:35

Adam Reese, I think he meant it's unreadable to most people that it's directed at. I can't read Serbian, therefore it's unreadable.
Antagonizing to antagonize. That's all I ever see you do. 🙁

Jens of the desert Day 1,070, 15:37

Adam, wherever I see you posting, you just seem to be trolling. Maybe you should take a deep breath and look at the big picture, it's important every once in a while.

Adam Reese Day 1,070, 20:05

CQ, and yet you do the same thing against me, so you have no room to talk. He could have chosen a better way of phrasing it, instead of just saying "unreadable".

Jens, you can take it as trolling if you want. Speaking my mind about current events is what I call it. Just because you don't like it, doesn't make it trolling.

lakotnyk Day 1,071, 02:49

heh, you can always use the google chrome translate option...

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