[MoHA] Citizens submit to The Shithole Index results
ApronChef
Welkome eUK citizens, this is the article where the submissions to the form of being included in a trial run of a submission based Shithole Index series.
13 players submitted to the trial, including me, cause I wondered how much of a shithole I was.
Without further waiting, here are the results:
As you can see, FightAndProduce is the biggest shithole out of all the submissions. Which is rather accurate, isn't it FightAndProduce?
If you see FightAndProduce, make sure to inform him of how much of a shithole he is, and you can do it by providing evidential maths.
I'm quite pleased that a lot of people participated, and I'd like to have more for next months article. Therefore
The winning joke, who wins 50 Q7 weapons:
Winner is; Mr Woldy
"So, a guy goes to Paris and visits Notre Dame, he climbs up the belltower, and has a look at the bells. He notices they have no hammer in them, and thinks out loud, 'how do they ring?' At which point, Quasimodo leaps from a shadow and says, 'let me show you!' Quasi jumps, grabs a rafter and swings his feet into the bell. He then drops, and holds his head out. The bell swings back, and strikes him on the forehead. CHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, goes the bell.'Wow!' The man exclaims. 'Didn't that hurt?' Quasi replies, 'no, give it a try!'. And so the man leaps, grabs, swings, kicks, drops, and holds his head out. As the bell swings back, it strikes him and sends him flying out the window. Quasi, now in a panic runs down the belltower and finds a small crowd gathered around the mans body. A policeman asks, 'did you know this man?!'... 'No', says Quasi, 'but his face rings a bell!'"
The winner will need to comment below to claim his reward.
Thankyou for participating in a Shithole Index Production.
Lots of Love;
~ApronChef
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Comments
Very accurate!
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enter the next one
my joke was better...
You can get 'prizes' off me any time, let the less fortunate win 😛
Chaz has got more than me already...
I don't give Chaz anything, well not that I remember. I dunno what he'll do with things, plus he needs a bath.
He reckons that the body 'cleans' itself after a certain amount of time.
Urrrgggh I can't believe I have to explain this again.
What do you wash with? Water!
What is sweat made out of? 98% Water!
Ergo when you sweat you are cleaning 98% of yourself.
In theory if you sweat hard enough you will begin to wash the clothes that you are wearing. I haven't tried that but I have pressed my naked body against a window on a hot day and guess what? 98% of the window was f*cking spotless.
Source: Life experience man
What about the 2%? How does that magic away?
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FaP went down the drain by applying to eUSA.
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plop
I have the 3rd smallest shithole in the UK. Fact.
I still don't understand how this works but to preserve my ego I'm assuming that 3.39 is fecking amaaaazing.
FaP is a shithole, 10/10 great result
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Bell ringing, it does get worse... because the deceased chaps brother turns up and offers to ring the bell too, however as he starts to bang it with a hammer, he has a heart attack and dies, falling almost where his bother landed. Again people turn up and ask Quasi if he knew the dead chap, and he replies "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother".
Not bad
o7
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/podela-distribution-1-comment-50-q2-food--2430471/1/20
1 comment = 50 q2 food 😃
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nice.
I have commented due to lack of candy
Always an awkward moment.
good
I don't think I want to be on this list lol. I guess well done to every one else 🙂
You should be on it, how else can you mathematically tell people how much a shithole you are!?
Jealous. o7
Heh nice
Sent 50 Q7 weapons, make sure to enter into the next one!
o7
Woot.
Can't argue with those statistics.
I guess you could say, thats one for the AGES haha
everyone is free to visit my shithole
splerg
\o/
Yeah great LOL
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