[MoFA] A Dish You May Or May Not Like!

Day 2,069, 16:34 • Published in Denmark Germany • by ilphen


Good evening!
This is ilphen your chef tonight and I have made you a delicious dish full of the best bullshit I could find in all of eRepublik.
As an appetizer, very well, who could have guessed it, I'm going with a classic. Resistance war in Midtjylland, due to the Natural Enemy proposal of Slovakia and the United Kingdom of Engerland. Yap, dem Brits wanna fake help support for their alliance again, not gonna happen as usual herp derp. Germany put some Salt and Resistance pepper on it. Delicious. But yea Slovakia did increase the difficulty this time, starting a resistance war in Vestlandet was pretty clever, this way another RW in Sorlandet is not possible, so the border with Germany stays until they can prep the dish and push the red button.
Still, the English only have a direct border to Midtjylland and Nordjylland, while Slovakia won in Vestlandet and by that suppressed a new RW for the next 24hrs they are ready to walk all over Germany in Nordjylland. Germany though, not beeing happy with that at all sliced some Danish regions the right way and Midtjylland is going to be Danish very soon.



What an delicious appetizer, but now it gets really amazing. Timing is crucial when it comes to cooking and obviously Denmark is taking a huge risk by declaring NE on Germany in order to get wiped for a short while, just like a Souffle, it could rise high but also fall quickly. Beeing organized, having a perfect timetable and beeing efficient to the end that is what we do and I say, congress, here we come, I trust Maine Coon completely on this one. I can already smell the ingredients working perfectly together here. Arrsum.
As a sidedish we will obviously have some alliance stew, which in itself is almost impossible to cook, since the techniques and skills you need to perfect this dish are so incredibly difficult, several chefs I know had tons of trouble with that dish and let me tell you, even some of them gave up on it!
But here we are, it comes under a lot of different names, be it Imperium, Three or just “please-don’t-bother-me-again”. All of them are well known dishes to the public, but yea the USA was about to join the Croatian(albosnian) stew, but sending someone who has no clue about cooking whatsoever to those negotiations, meeh. USA failed to join the party. Several other countries of CoT and TWO, such as Spain and Poland were also invited and accepted the challenge. Chile already declared their allegiance to CoT and there is still a lot that is going to be added to this incredibly bad dish, called shipwreck stew.
Coming back to the original recipe, I have to say there is not much left to call it original, the whole idea of getting some countries back together simply failed in my opinion, and to me this doesn't taste good, it doesn't even try to be good.
Sad story, but wait! There is still a little extra, maybe. 😃



Heya and welcome to the dessert of this horrible menu filled with slices of bullshit and badly cooked stew.
Feel free to enjoy a perfectly baked congress on the 26th!
That's all I can say for tonight.

Keep it up and best regards from your

Ministry of Foreign Affairs