[MoE] Weekend Whimsy #1!

Day 6,016, 10:12 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Entertainment


Citizens, are you ready to be entertained!

The Ministry of Entertainment is back, and you’ve got the chance to win some Prizes!

There’s a series of games and features in the first edition of WEEKEND WHIMSY!

Keep scrolling for:

Eurovision Bingo!
A poem written by Plato himself
A chance to win big in the staple of eUK Entertainment, Where’s Woldy!
Garth’s weekly one liner.
And we finish this week with a cryptic emoji message… what does it mean? We won’t tell you!

Message all your answers to Garth in order to win your prizes!



Eurovision Bingo!

Fill up your bingo card with these Eurovision happenings. Choose 3 from the list below or make up your own to win prizes.


We shamelessly stole this from the internet for YOUR entertainment!

3 correct answers will win you FIVE GRAND and 200 Q5 FOOD. Everything you need to host your own Eurovision Party. Prizes will be doubled if you’ve used ‘happening’ you have made up yourself.

Comment your choices or send them to Garth… before Eurovision starts!



Neath this short Event - Plato, 400 BC.

Neath this Event, made up of mine;
A little thought did then untwine.

I’lll not give Gold, or CC a lot,
I think instead;
I will give car-rot



Where’s Woldy!

You know the drill… Message in your answers as to Where Woldy is today and you can win a wedge (FIVE GRAND) of cash!

Send your answers to Garth!


If he’s there, who is driving the eUK?



GARTH’s WEEKLY-1-LINER



It really does not get funnier than that folks! This is a warning.


Cryptic Emoji Message

Just guess what we are trying to tell you, and you can win ANOTHER WEDGE OF CASH! (5000 POUNDS).



Message all your answers to Garth in order to win your prizes!



That is us done. Did anyone else feel stressed out reading that?! See you next week for a little more Weekend Whimsy… and if you feel like you can contribute a feature, get in touch!

Garth the and the MoHA team