[MoD] Rent Agreement Between Canada and Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)

Day 2,580, 11:42 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Defence



Ministry of Defence, Day 2,580


We hereby inform the public that the two countries have reached an agreement on renting Prince Edward Island (PEI) region.



Clauses:


1) All hostilities between the two countries will stop.

2) Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) will pay 17,000 country currency to the middleman (Minister of Defense of United Kingdom, Ser Fartsalot);

3) Canada will allow Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) to own PEI region until after Congress election results have been made official and in turn get 17,000 country currency on that date;

4) Canada will not start Resistance War in PEI or order its troops to fight in it;

5) Canada will get back Nunavut and Newfoundland and Labrador regions;

6) If any of the sides break this agreement or if PEI gets reclaimed before the Congress election, the other side will get the money;

7) If any of the clauses of this agreements are breached, United Kingdom will not interfere in any way.


Signed by:


Country President of Canada



Country President of Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)



Minister of Defense of United Kingdom


QUACK, QUACK
Ser Fartsalot, UK MoD





As you can see, the guarantee and holder of the cash for this agreement is none other than... ME!


United Kingdom and the MoD team wishes the best of luck to both sides.