[MLP] Pony President it is! [May contain traces of propaganda]

Day 1,625, 17:35 • Published in Germany Germany • by ilphen


Background story!

German Version below

Hello everypony!

It is country president election campaign time again and guess what I have prepared tons of applepie and cider for all of you! Join me on my quest to bring harmony to eQuestria and Germany! Pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony.

Here you can find some of my goals for the next month. /)
And now it’s time for the a little propaganda!




Well lets get a little bit more serious, shall we?

There are forces of evil out there that begrudge Germany and its people for their wealth, culture and strength, forces that need to be reckoned with, forces that need to be dealt with, forces that spread lies and discordance between the German people to prevent them to unite under their great leader ilphen. I tell you, don’t believe one word of those false prophets, only believe in one go😛 ilphen. He will crush everyone who stands in the path between Germany and its fortune, punishing those who led us to the misery we are in, avenging the innocent colts and fillies that have become victims of the imposters. I tell you renounce your false gods! Embrace one the real savior!

Already too serious? No problem, ilphen offers something for everypony!

Ilphen is the only real choice for the election, he promises to make Germany 20% cooler and his first pony omg_87 is going to perform a Sonic Rainboom once all national goals are fulfilled. He will also cast a magic spell that will keep out all evil changelings and protect Germany from further attacks. The Party Canon Battalion, under the command of field marshal Pinky Pie, will fire on every enemy of the German Empire.
If ilphen was a Pony he would be an Earth pony a pegasus and a unicorn all in once, because he unites all his subjects and their attributes in his person and of course because he is awesome.
ilphen has been a heir to the throne for a long time now and has proven himself [insert great attributes here] and with the death of the old king ilphen is finally going to claim his righful place as our master and sovereign on the 5th of may. The dawn of a golden age awaits us, ilphen will lead Germany to old glory and preserve its place under the sun.




What do other People think about ilphen?

Hyena from “Lion King” says that he is glad to “soon be connected with a king who’ll be adored for eternity”.
Public opinion states: It is going to be so awesome /)^3^(\
Supreme Pony: Either you are with us or you are against us!
Weather Forecast: A storm to the ballot boxes of 600 wing powers is going to be expected.



We advice to get out and help grow the storm because we need each and every wing power to lift ilphen on his throne.

So Remember colts, fillies, mares and stallions,
One vote for ilphen is one vote for our future!
If I were you, I’d vote him, seriously, go vote ilphen.
Do you really need a reason to vote ilphen? Just go out there and do it! If that didn’t already convince you, this will:







Deutsche Version:
Ziele für diesen Monat.
Deutsche! Wählt ilphen!
Kabinett beim nächsten mal /)