[MDP] Ardikus V2 For Dictator

Day 2,573, 22:53 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xander Kross


Well, soldiers, we've accomplished a lot together in the past 3 months. We got three CPs elected (two of them Rylde, and one of those times he didn't even bother campaigning), we spearheaded numerous initiatives in Congress and elsewhere, we kicked hippie ass, we took names. We led the eCanadian community to greatness by setting an example for others to follow.



I genuinely believe that we accomplished more in these past three months than any other political party in eCanada. I imagine that statement is going to draw some angry arguments from the hippies and slackers and malcontents that usually take issue with MDP's obvious superiority. Let 'em cry.

Our soldiers are the fightingest, our members of Congress are the debatingest, our politicians are the dirtiest ablest. We're going to continue being leaders in the eCan community as this year winds down and a new one approaches.

As you hard-fighting soldiers know, it's impossible to operate at this level of sheer excellence indefinitely. Even the most hardcore battle veteran recognizes the value of occasional rack time. So it's time for this hippie-hating fascist to step back, take a breather, and pass the Sceptre of Domination to his successor.



Ardikus V2 will be your next Dictator. You all know him. This is the man that was handed a heap of smoldering Bruce-tastic Lightning-trainwreck and wrestled eCanada back onto the tracks, using only manly brawn and iron willpower. Knowing what he can do with something that disastrously broken, I am eager to see what he can do when we give him something whole and functional.


Ardikus V2, punchmeister.

The road to greatness is paved with the bodies of stupid hippies. The cleats of MDP boots are filled with the blood and meat of failure and complacency, while we march towards.. erm...

...

See, this is why I need a break. Maybe you misguided dingbats in other parties will get along better with Ardy.

Now, don't you squishy little hippies worry. I'll still be around, because there's a lot of work to be done. Being Rylde's Minister of Re-Education has been great and I think we all had fun with it, but being Dill's Minister of Proper Education is looking like it may require some actual work.

So while I'm doing that, the rest of you have to deal with the new tyrant in town. Do what Ardy says.

EVER FORWARD!