[LAP] Aramec's Competition

Day 2,161, 14:39 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne


We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good.



Como se dice
This game is boring. I'm bored. You're boring.


Yes you, you lazy lil shit.

Parties are more useless than ever these days, especially with MU's being a thing on their own. And don't even get me started on the death of the media module. Seriously, people, I saw an article that had 27 votes and was in the Top 5. What is this, Singapore?


Saya suka Singapura.

Literally, the stagnation of all of this unity and cheerfulness and lackluster media and lack of Ajay is already driving me mad. And it's been, what, a day or two?

So.

I'm rich.

I'm bored.

And I'm bored.

And what do rich bored people do when they want to have fun? They throw money at poor people to make them dance. Or fight bears. Or dance fight bears.


You can't win.

But since in game gold can't buy bears and dance fighting was outlawed (thanks Obama), and since the time between Party President elections and Congressional elections is notorious for how poor the quality of media is, I've come up with something else.



Something Else
You may have noticed that there's a new party on the block that I'm a part of and a lot of other cool people are also a part of. The old AAP was in itself an interesting party, and this new incarnation is shaping up to be a lovely edition to the Top 5 family. Already, folks are commenting about how nice and fun it would be to switch to it. And that's great.

That's wonderful.

That's really nice.

And that's also boring as hell.


This article is an attempt to use as many surprised man faces as possible. There is no other reason for it's existence.

The LAP isn't your mom's AAP. And it isn't your dad's Feds. It isn't your aunt's AMP or your uncle's WTP or even your freaking perv nephew's AFA. It isn't any of that shit...

and you're going to tell me why.

This competition is entitled Why You Want the LAP to Be Different competition, and it goes a little something like this.

Step one, you write an article. In this article you describe either what you want to see from the LAP in terms of what party the leadership could make it, an idea you have that you've always wanted a party to do, or some fun thing you think would help set the party apart. It's an idea. A direction. A public service announcement of why it should be different and what would make it that way.

Step two, you advertise the shit out of it and make sure to PM it to me personally.

Step three, if your article gets enough votes and it's awesome enough, then on the 24th of this month you are awarded gold.

How much gold? Well I'm glad you asked.

20 GOLD FOR THE BEST OVERALL ARTICLE
10 GOLD FOR THE MOST SHOUTED ARTICLE
10 GOLD FOR THE BEST FARCE ARTICLE
4 GOLD FOR THE BEST MASCOT RECOMMENDATION
2 GOLD FOR THE ARTICLE MOST SEEN ON IRC
2 GOLD FOR THE MOST VOTED ARTICLE
2 GOLD FOR THE BEST ARTICLE UNDER 100 WORDS

And you can win more than one category for a grand possible total of 50 gold.

You could win 50 gold just for writing an awesome article about a cool idea.

Anyone can enter, judging is done solely by me, and I am good for the gold.

But there is one caveat to this competition: if less than 10 people enter, no one will win. There will be no gold given unless 10 people write an article and send me the link. I will keep a tally of the articles sent to me in this article, and if it does not equal or overtake 10 by reset of day 2,165 then this competition is null and void.

So stop being bored, get writing, cus it's make your mamas proud time.


Brave shouldn't have gotten the Oscar.

Get to it.

Submissions
TellUrGrlThx's article
DylanBAS's article
Nesterus' article
curtis1227's article
Kooguy's article
Dr. Stranveluve's article
NewAzazel's article
Nicholas Ryan's article
Evry's article
Malarkey83's article



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