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[ilphen] USA! [EN|EN]

Day 3,014, 03:59 • Published in Germany Germany

• by ilphen

English / English

Good morning everyone!
Well, what can I say Friday was a mess. In terms of battles, only one thing can be sai😛
“GG, WP United States of Argreemania!”
With the help of USA, Romania and Greece, Argentina managed to defend the RW in Rhineland-Palatinate. Once again Germany is the center of the world and we provide the most important battlefields of them all. Due to ~~the huge goldmines in our regions~~ nonexistant diplomacy on Argentinas side, the colonial war of Southwestern Germany has escalated to the point where only Balkanians (a special breed of eRep players from South America & Southeastern Europe) seem to be able of keeping an overview of ALL THE INSULTS THAT HAVE EVER BEEN EXCHANGED BETWEEN ALL NATIONS EVER. Which is secretly the most important scoreboard of this game.

Romania sneaking in to steal the fun.

It is astonishing how much boredom must be present in the HQ of Asteria, but then it is hard when only a little amount of information reaches you. Overlooking the little treaty Hungary and Germany had for the past eight months and which was updated two days ago.

MRW Argentina says “I was here first!”

Since this is not the first visit of Argentina to the beautiful realm of greatness that is eGermark, we already have some experience with their diplomatic “skills”. But this time we thought actions speak louder than words and we kicked Montenegro out of Belgium so Argentina could take the route to the UK, which is obviously their target considering 2nd of April is only 1,5 months away. At the same time we showed them the door, but apparently our overwhelming hospitality and the limitless supplies of beer has made them want to stay a bit longer. However we have grown tired of their presence and would much rather invite someone else to our wonderful country (Suggestions or questions regarding this matter can be made here).

So yeah, here goes. We get it! Argentina is the greatest nation of all and we only won the worldcup due to some really sinister form of witchcraft. In the name of all Germans I sincerely apologize for stealing it from you. At the same time I really wanna thank all the people who made a big effort to help us, it was not in vain!

ilphen out ~

Comments

EternalWalk Day 3,014, 04:05

hättest du mal basuka genommen

Master_rg Day 3,014, 04:06

did someone mention free beer? hello?

Ethan Seelowe Day 3,014, 04:07

I am a simple man, I see Ilphen, I still vote

Pizzarayne Day 3,014, 04:08

Hah

Nordmark75 Day 3,014, 04:17

....und die Gauchos gehen so...

onrop Day 3,014, 04:26

WHAT?

Ruthless Warrior Day 3,014, 04:34

O.o

I N V I C T U S Day 3,014, 04:39

Damn I wanted to take part in the insults part and I missed it :/

VETERATOR Day 3,014, 05:09

v***

ErikWar19 Day 3,014, 05:31

Was ich etwas unverschämt über eArgentinien finde. Sie besetzen ohne Absprache, ohne Vertrag unsere Provinzen und wundern dann sich, dass niemand ihre Invasion anerkennt, da sie offensichtlich keinerlei Grundlage dafür hatten und EH BALD GEHEN WOLLTEN, was sie selbst so ausdrückten....ich meine, warum gehen sie nicht einfach und überlassen ihren Verbündeten eUngarn die Regionen, wofür eUngarn immerhin zahlen konnte, ANDERS ALS eARGENTINIEN.
Das sind doch nur Beleidigungen eines egozentrischen ausnutzenden Bündnispartners, der sich über seine "Alliierten" nur solange kümmert, wie es ihm in den Kram passt. Wenn das eArgentinien ist, sollten sie eher Angst davor haben, dass sie nicht bald von Asteria oder anderen Bündnissen besetzt werden, weil sie illoyal und egozentrische Politik führen und einfach unbegründet Länder als "Ihre Provinzen" darstellen, die sie schlicht eroberten.

Schmied von Kochel Day 3,014, 07:22

This is the point, why Argentina and Hungary are close to a war.

Ehed Day 3,014, 09:09

Rumours say Hitler is hiding in Argentina.
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Argentinean army marched into Germany.
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Hitler is trying to get home.

And he would have succeeded, if it weren't for us, Hungarians. So... You're welcome, I guess.

vladb Day 3,014, 13:46

The point ofthis article being the null part

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