☢ HELLO AUSTRIA ☢
BLAGULA
Hello to all my dear citizens of Austria. Many people have asked me, do you love Austria? I replied that I really do. I love Austrian history since the days Austria was the world's largest prison and consider Austria as one of the greatest places in the world. I did a quick google and discovered that the word Austria means Eastern Empire in the native language and that is what Austria really is, an amazing Empire on the eastern part of globe placed down under the mighty Japanese empire.
Austria also have their own very unique nature and landscape which is basically just millions of square miles of wasteland but it looks like the perfect spot for me to set up my nuclear arsenal, nuclear waste and nuclear army while not harming or damaging any of the natural healthy environment Austrian wasteland and deserts.
My army and nuclear arsenal is now placed in the heart of Austria near the pub which i open and named "AUSTRELJA RATBAGS". With great joy in my heart I founded it to be the HQ and main control center of the entire Austrian power in the country.
In future this pub will provide us with many great and interesting stories.
Everyone is welcome to be our guest but i will warn you now to be careful and that you are entering at your own risk because inside the pub interior there are many ratbags. We, Ratbags, own the military unit 'NUCLEAR POWER' which became best MU in Austria just 7 days after we founded it. We dominate so hard and strive to keep our leadership position in overall damage and in the number of kills.
If you want to join us remember that in our nuclear military unit there is no free food, no free weapons and no free extra supplies because our members must be in a position to give and help the community rather than take from it, so if you want to beg for tanks and if you are poor and weak feel free to join CFH or some other charitable military units. At Nuclear Power entrance is free but for an invitation contact me (BLAGULA) by in-game message if you are interested in becoming a member of our nuclear crew.
Thank you very much dear Austrian citizens for reading my article and hope that we will have a lot great moments together and that you will start visiting the best and most important place in Austria the "AUSTRELJA RATBAGS" pub. I also hope that all of you will love each other more and more in the period that follows because love is that what turns on our nuclear power and let's us increase it together 😉
King regards
Blagula
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☢ HELLO AUSTRIA ☢
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-hello-austria--2582857/1/20
HAIL Austria
hahahahahaa 😃
Australia
Hail Austria!
Nuclear Power
Hail BLAGULA!
Hail Austria!
Hail BLAGULA!
Hail Austria!
If you ever want, I will lend you my atlas, Austria is in Europe, Australia is located South of Indonesia.....
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Obvious troll is obvious troll...
Trolling would be referring to Australia as NZ. Stupidity well.... that is this article and then trying to use trolling to cover ones a@#$.
Austria will never be NZ!!!
u can lend us atlas but we cant lend u iq sry
iq? ummm yep, since it is obvious I am the one lacking an education....
It can't be 😮
Hold on, Rusty may be on to something here..
w8... is this guy for real? XD
Seems like thats its not only D of yours thats rusty? :/
hahahah
dobar
Hail Austrarian!
Stria!
Next chapter:
Slovenia + Slovakia
And why not India + Indonesia?
Niger + Nigeria?
(YES THERE IS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGER)
But not in eRepublik
slovenia? you mean austria's parking lot?
Republic of Macedonia (Taowan) vs Republic of China (FYROM)
Hello my name is BLAGULA and i like to troll !
Are you from Siberia?
Siberian rat roots.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55275509.jpg
BLAGULA, this image can help you: http://i.imgur.com/Jda6h.jpg
brilliant
You expect to be taken seriously when you can't even get the name of the country right 😛
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LOL
AUSTRIA = AUSTRALIA
Austria is in Europe http://prntscr.com/a35rxr
Australia is in Oceania http://prntscr.com/a35szp
lol you dont realize the point
Conchita IQ > Medusa 62's IQ
Creo que se entendió el chiste xd
Austria was always my favourite continent after the South Africa!
lol! XD
You gotta love Austria. But beware of the Kangaroos.
da nisi i ti neki "doktor"
V
Austria can into Asterilia like Hungayria \o/
A.. Ha! Hungarophobe!
You know, Kistivadar will find you.
we shared the night : (
hahaahahshahsha
So legit, I had a friend in Real life who also confused Austria and Australia, it was so funny