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[FUNGUS]Extremist4POTUS!

Day 3,785, 12:34 • Published in USA USA

• by Talio Extremist

First to get you in the mood for this important announcement, listen to this music video posted for your pleasure:

I will be the first to admit that I have not been the most active player in my eRepublik life nor have I been elected as president of any party or the eUS. Since I have been in hiatus for at least two year I cannot be considered an expert on game mechanics. Nor do I care get involved in the metagame. I am a nobody. Instead I lurked in the shadows waiting for this opportunity to announce that I am running for CP. Instead of searching for Waldo or using your DNA to pick the right Lexus for you, I ask all those that DO NOT care to vote me as your next POTUS.

My promise to all that vote for me is as follows:

1. I will make sure that the lack of outreach to new players continues.
2. Perform consent trolling of new ideas on forums when they contradict the norm or come up with innovative new ideas.
3. Retain key positions within the party and government to only a select few older players.
4. Be hypercritical when a newer player fails or makes a mistake.
5. Promote no meaningful purpose that binds this community together.