[FEDS] VOTE FEDS FOR CONGRESS!
Derphoof
Behold, Feds!
It's your favorite horsef*****, Derphoof, saddling up for another round of the Congressional elections!
Now, folks, it's no secret that we're facing challenges out here in eRepublik. But, fear not! The Feds are here to provide a strong list for congress, to renew our proud and horny patriotism!
The Federalist Party has always been about country, party, and being horny on an absolutely unhinged level. I did a cum tribute to Hamilton once, no lie. We're the true proud and horny patriots of the eUS, and our hearts beat with the intensity of a thousand throbbing c****.
Our party stands for the benefit of every eCitizen, from California to Chongqing. We believe in a government that works for the people, not the other way around. So, if you want a party that'll fight tooth and nail for the eUSA, look no further than the Federalists!
As the polls open for Congress, I encourage you to get active. Vote for the Feds, and together, let's amplify the voice of the people. This is not merely a vote; it's a statement for good governance. Your support will contribute to a productive government that works for the whole nation.
Make a collective impact and shape the future of eAmerica. I can feel your pent up patriotism. I encourage you to vote for the Feds and blow your load all over the ballot box.
Yours,
Comments
Hnnnnnngggg, I'm so horny for Fedssssssssss
love derp
p/h
That made me totally proud and horny
Diamondbacks are in the World Series.
that's horny.
Be awesome and vote the Black Sheep party instead !
hmm thought about it, then voted fed
o7
Derp4Queen
AHHHHHH
I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA.....
I'M GONNA VOTE FEEEDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
HNNNGGGG IM VOOOTTTIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
P/H FOR LYF
Good luck Feds.
Mount up!
Too many votes for your party. Someone with good heart should support the poor SFP people.
we have too many good candidates! need every vote we can get
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