[DLF] A New Voice Emerges

Day 2,494, 17:33 Published in Canada United Kingdom by Coltan Bonobo




I am delighted to be able to announce the formation of exactly what Canada needs right now......


...... a new political party.





The Democratic Libertarian Front has been formed on a strong foundation Of Core Beliefs that resonate across a new generation of Canadians. We call these core beliefs our Canadian Uniting Mantra :

- Canada is the greatest country in the eWorld.

- All players have a right to be heard and to represent their country in office, regardless of their age or their perceived level of stupidity.

- That bacon is the food of the gods, except the vegetarian gods who obviously probably wouldn't eat bacon.

- That the worlds problems could be solved if we all just got a little "jiggy wit it" and were not so uptight about stuff.

- The route to this game being half-decent again is not by huffing and puffing about how bad it is......but by crowdsourcing a way to extend its capabilities without massively increasing it's running costs.



We have now formed our Tactical Insight Team Symposium which will conduct a series of open workshops and "insight dialogues" with current members, potential members and others in the Great Canadian Community. Through this complex but critical process we will use modern psychometrics and behavioral profiling capabilities to define the absolute needs and wants of the Great Canadian People. We will then define the strategy, practices and internal party structures that will enable us to fulfill their every needs, whilst never losing sight of our Canadian Uniting Mantra.



Now is a fantastic time to join us during the formation of this new and exciting edgy-super-cool-party. Come along and help create a milestone in Canada's future political history.



You will soon here from our Tactical Insight Team, and in the meantime feel free to post your thoughts in the comments below.

Of course, to find out more, done hesitate to PM me.

Yours sincerely,



Coltan Bonobo
Chairman, TIT Symposium.
Interim Leader of The Democratic Libertarian Front.