[Cyprus-CP] One Baklava to rule Serbia

Day 2,868, 00:11 • Published in Cyprus Greece • by Adieu.

Kardeslerim, Kizlarim,
Adelfoi, Adelfes,
האחיות ,אָח,
Brothers, Sisters,
Frères, Soeurs,
Testvéreim , Nővéreim,
Braco, Sestre,
Monkimona xdxd, Mokimomosh xdxd,


Citizens of the Balkans,










Despite their recent kick-out from Türkey, Serbian backs seem to have cicatarized, and they still pursue their interference in middle-east, trying to reproduce the way NATO rules their own country.



Serbian communication classroom


Niftiness: -3





We did all our best to preserve peace and have good relationship through high quality diplomacy.


High quality diplomacy, only in Cyprus


Wiseness: -5




But Serbia has to understand our rightful claim on Dubai as it is the heart of the Cypriot civilization.


Prophet Pampuan in the hand of almighty Anan - Jumeirah, Dubai - Year 1


Rightfulness: -83%




I guess they just may have lost some male attributes as they seem far more eager to attack might Cyprus than their eternal lover with which they didn't have any intercourse since years. 😃

I guess it's an honour for us to has been chosen to breed the unfulfilled bride. 🙂


No word needed


Courage: -20




In any other game, Serbia would be automatically at stake, but dat's okay, let's face it.



Breaking Balkans truce: -5
Declaring war against member of the Empire: -3
Same religious group (Orthodox Brotherhood): -3
No casus belli: -2
Declaring war against a nation with whom you have good relations: -1
Attack on Saturday night: -Social life (or maybe all gay bars are closed in Belgrade)


Honour: -15




Now is time to call our Balkans brothers.
This internal bleeding can't continue inside our communities.
We can't bear another nation to attack and destabilize the area.





I hereby call the Balkan family:

- Santiago
- Athens (Terrorist and Orthodox fellowship)
- Ankara
- Zagreb
- Bangkok
- Johannesburg
- Belgrade rebels
- Skopje
- Sofia
- Sarajevo
- Abuja
- Ljubljana
- Tirana
- Podgorica
...
and all friendly nations to fight against this aggression,
for another game with peace in the Balkans,
for Cyprus sweetness and love.



We may ask them only one guarantee for this to never happen again:





Tesekkürler, Euxaristw, תוֹדָה, Thanks, Merci, Köszönöm, Hvala, Monimona



Finway Divi Filius~
King of Cyprus







Here stands the Cyprus Empire
Governor of the Holy Roman Empire
Soldier of Allah and Protector of the faith
Protector of the Orthodox Brotherhood
Liberator of Judea
Caliph of Baghdad
King of Saudi Arabia
Ruler of Dubai
Archduke of Austria







© Rauf Raif Denktas

The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots