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(Breaking) Congress is now blacklisting puppies

Day 2,941, 16:12 • Published in USA USA

• by Josh Whitehead

Congratulations, Congress. You have now surpassed the stupidity I could have ever imagined in the 5.5 years of eRepish.

There is a new law currently being voted on to make against the law to carry puppies in your pockets in eRepublik.

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Thats right. These bunch of no good Congressmen and women want to make it illegal to love these cute little turd goblins.

So, i plea to you, the citizens of this great nation, eUSA. Contact your local Congressmen and use big words like “no” and ‘don't do that’.

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DO IT FOR THE PUPPIES
Josh Whitehead

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Comments

Lisamunusira Day 2,941, 16:17

The more is banned the better eUSA is. Or not, maybe Trump can save us. 😛

Josh Whitehead Day 2,941, 16:20

PS: Phillip is not my child. I dont know anything

Franklin Stone Day 2,941, 17:51

I will defend the right of every puppy to be carried in the pocket of Congress Members.

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,941, 18:32

Look at those sad little puppy faces.
How could you, Congress?

PilotPhil Day 2,941, 19:41

Worst thing congress has EVER done!

J.A. Lake Day 2,941, 20:15

And that's saying something!

ResouIa Day 2,941, 21:44

This article gave me a good laugh.

nick.bergman Day 2,941, 23:01

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppieeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dibs

Exalted Druid Day 2,942, 00:16

Proper procedure must be followed.

Blacklist then ban the little beauties.

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,942, 05:19

Proper procedure?
They didn't even bother finding out that I'm not in congress. impeached me anyway.

Paul Proteus Day 2,942, 07:00

what? you were blacklisted...you don't have to be in Congress for that.

Tree Fiddy Day 2,942, 07:25

woofwoof puppy #3

Sir Robert de Dudley Day 2,942, 10:40

It's time 4 Puppies of the World to Unite!!!

George Armstrong Custer Day 2,942, 12:19

most of Congress don't deserve puppies.

Andy Dufresne Day 2,942, 14:28

I voted for executing them

Thedillpickl Day 2,942, 20:34

If you examine the law closely the carrying puppies in the HIP pocket is banned. That is because some fanatics are carrying puppy and then flopping their fat asses on the couch to text each other about how cool they are for carrying puppies. The poor dogs are being suffocated!

Derek McFadden Day 2,942, 21:30

F them commie bastards. Off with their heads! Kill whitey!

Vitamaid Day 2,943, 10:39

Carrying loaded puppies, by untrained civilians, in their pockets should be banned. Innocent bystanders could get hurt if it goes off by itself.

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