[AMP] Top 10 Why Ajay will continue to fail
Day 2,191, 22:29
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by Malarkey83
Hello eAmerica!
Over the past week, the AMP members have been playing an interesting game on our forums.
That's right folks...we held a Letterman stylized Top 10 on Why Ajay will continue to fail.
We had a lot of fun and got quite a few submissions, but we managed to pair them down to a Top 10 List. So without further ado, the list:
10. His mother keeps feeding and housing him in her basement.
9. He was a campaign coordinator for the Michelle Bachmann presidential campaign.
8. His brain can't fathom him losing, so every loss is really a win.
7. He doesn't believe in the power of DIO.
6. He thinks people will give him $2000 to go the eRepublik summit. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/erepublik-thessaloniki-summit-campaign-to-send-ronald-gipper-reagan
5. His news articles read like a child's grocery list.
4. He is so in love with himself, he will eventually stalk his own profile, get creeped out and quit eRepublik.
3. His multis are planning a coup.
2. His Serbian masters forgot to bankroll him this month.
And the #1 reason why Ajay will continue to fail:
1. The voices in his head can't vote.
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I had giggles.
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So true
Great article! voted
Excellent Article; Thank you for publishing this article here in eRepublik itself where it can be enjoyed eInternationally.
true to letterman's list, number 4 is always the best.
I respectfully disagree; number eight within this top ten is inherently positive as a characteristic among eCitizens.
The number 1 was the funnier 😛
Leno has always been funnier than Letterman.
Figures you'd like that putz.
Long ago you once asked me why I didn't like you if my memory serves... It is not that I dislike you RGR, I simply disagree with how you express yourself at times.
Just responding to the obsessive friends of yours.
Fellow members of *our* eAmerican community I believe you meant to Infer; I agree with you eRep with its hp recovery mechanics imply 'obsessive hours' as of late.
huh?
and some "community"
Indeed it is quite a community, I agree. One of which we are all part; even if we don't always see eye to eye we can no longer afford living in an 'eye for an eye' eUS within which we all risk going blind out of anger.
Tell that to the jerks who persecute us
Everyone is entitled to an "off day" ; even you RGR.
Here is a hypothetical analogy...
Within Any Society there exists at least three distinct 'factions' that vie for "control" to the best of their abilities wrt their own internally-perceived self-interest. That said, it remains the opinion of the Technocratic Society that we "Interface Natives" are indeed one of the participating groups within the eAmerican societal paradigm.
RGR is such a commie. tsk tsk
Aw look someone didn't get his nap today... or ever I guess
RGR why do you vote your own self ? because no.4 LOL 😛
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LMFAO!!!!!! That is truth! Great writing as always!
I'm on Team Coco.
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10/10 would v/s again.
I was walking through Greenwich Village before, and I could've sworn I saw you! Your people live there, right?
Get a life Ajay.
Says the King of Stalkers
speaking of which, forgot to speak to Plato about geting your mentorship status revoked. Thx for reminding me. I will get on that later. I'll try to get your buddy Oblige's position as Boss of that little crime family revoked too
Yes, because that will happen.
I am going to call Mr. Bonte right now.
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Says an ACTUAL stalker.
Reported RGR your done for I know all the owners haha fag
weird. i think all of this already behind us?
Number 4 is the best.
#4 or #1. Cant decide which is best
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same here here HA NO.9 LOL 😛
same here here HA NO.9 LOL 😛
at least someone paid him 40 dollars or was it himself makes sense why no one claim these crazy rewards $5USD
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Anyone who contributes at least this amount will be listed in my paper as a "Hero of the Reagan Revolution"
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$10USD
IRC Interview
I will sit through an interview on IRC with you on any topic for up to 20 minutes.
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you got it all wrong, the #1 reason is.....
Because he'll find out he's a closet Commie and will commit suicide to save America from the Communists!
Voted / WTH did I read at that link?
I voted hard! This was a good thread. Makes me consider making my own top ten... Since he dubs you as Letterman... Someone might as well be the copycat Leno, right? xD